Put off by the idea of having to organize a major meeting two days after Club Fest and during the first week of classes, we decided to keep things simple -a meeting for the CBL Elite, which, as you’ll read, usually gets vulgar.
7:03 -The Comic Book League is introduced to TNT’s MonsterVision and the legendary Joe Bob Briggs thanks to James Rolfe at Cinemassacre. *This is a watershed moment in CBL history*
7:07 -“Let’s just smoke a joint, listen to John Williams' “Harry Potter” score, and drink this pumpkin juice.” -Mike
7:09 -“All I smelled was Mummy and Frankenstein. Nothing weird about that.” -Dan
7:12 -“I didn’t say eat him out, I said eat inside him” -Dan
7:21 -I don’t mind this guy at all.” -Will, in regards to Chris Klein
7:30 -“Imagine Kim Jong Il on a warhead and you have to dismantle all the nuclear weapons.” -Dan
7:41 -Bill & Ted’s Excellent Halloween Adventure is the only stage show where Joe Pesci shoots Jar Jar
Binks to death.
7:48 -”Do you guys have a midget on call?” -Will
7:54 -Zach Galifianakis as “The Incredible Mr. Limpet”
8:03 -Video Game Discussion: Red Dead Redemption & Just Cause 2
8:06 “Everyone is into bestiality in your fan fiction” -Wendy, on Dan’s fan fiction ideas
8:08 -“…sex humping his head violently” -Andrew
8:10 -Davey Jones vs. David Hasselhoff
8:12 -“I don’t remember that, so it didn’t happen.” -Mike
8:15 -CBL Conspiracy of the Night: If Mike were to wear Ace Frehley face paint, but not shave his
goatee, he’d look like Caesar Romero, who played The Joker in the 1960’s Batman television series. Ace Frehley has a maniacal laugh just like The Joker’s…conspiracy?
8:17 -”You said ‘go down’.” -Andrew
8:20 -Let’s all take out our phones and look disinterested
8:21 -”Did you just Google ‘Orion Slave Girl’? That’s a pretty dangerous gamble.” -Mike
8:26 -”Don’t Tell Sexton the Babysitter’s Dead” -Mike
8:30 -“I’m asking you to use your imagination” -Will
“I’m asking you to use science.” -Eitan
8:33 -“When you’re home and when you’re only, and only when you’re alone, Google “kangaroo penis”. You’ll have nightmares for days.” -Dan
8:39 -”Dan, what are you doing with your wand?” -Wendy
8:42 -I remember he [Will] used to be as innocent as a Venture brother” -Dan
“In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” -Mike
8:46 -Dean Thomas is an imaginary creature
8:47 -“Why don’t you go to a whorehouse, lady!” -Dan to Wendy
8:50 -Bit o’poetry: Drinking cigarettes and smoking beer
8:59 -“That was her credit, right? Bikini stripper dancer.” -Andrew
9:01 -“Have you seen his penis arms?” -Dan
9:04 -“Larry Flynt is the literal equivalent of Jabba the Hutt” -Dan
9:10 -“It’s a terrible movie” -Dan
“I know. I own it.” -Mike
9:15 -Dan shares some weird comics including Captain America fighting alien drug dealers and a Ronald Reagan snake monster (different issues) and an issue of Slimer.
9:22 -The “Real Ghostbusters” poster in the Slimer comic was just the cover of that issue. Also, a 17 year-old guy entered in the Slimer drawing contest. Conclusion: What’s a 17 year-old teen doing reading a God-awful kids comic, let alone competing against 6 year-olds in a drawing contest?
9:26 -Mike proudly admits he cried during the ending of Ernest Scared Stupid
9:38 -The Ace Frehley notebook is returned!
9:41 -“I was on my knees in front of Storm” -Dave Kraft
9:55 -CBL Screening: “The Critic” Episode 11, "A Day at the Races and a Night at the Opera".
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