Hello, My Name Is… (9/23/10)

7:00 -Free name tags!

7:02 -All the books in Bobst look old and intimidating

7:05 -Shadowland & Hercules Recap. Summation: Too many Shadowland tie-ins and we can hardly wait for Chaos King.

7:09 -Jeff Paker is awesome

7:13 -Fancier Dan earns his moniker with a dashing neckerchief

7:17 -Hipster Gepetto teaches dramatic writing.

7:20 -Spain + Newspaper Reporter + Bronze Age = “It’s The Bronze Age”

7:23 -Dan had a dream where he performed “Mummy in America” as Ambush Bug at a Comedy Festival

7:26 -“I got this in the mail in a tiny package -I look like a sex maniac” -Dan

7:30 -Eitan demonstrates his super-strength by moving four chairs at once, with Mike and Wendy sitting in them

7:37 -Discussion of the stage version of “Mummy in America”

7:43 -Alternate Endings to “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows”

7:44 -World’s 2^nd Greatest Pokemon Card Game Player

7:48 -Hogwarts is like Waco or Jonestown

7:50 -Poor William Atherton -everyone calls him “dickless”

7:54 -Zack Galifianakis is the contemporary Bill Murray

7:55 -“You just put your finger in my mouth!” -Will

“Don’t worry, I washed my hands purely in in herpes infested semen” -Eitan

“Hey, that sounds like a new Hanson song” -Dan

8:00 -Zack Galifianakis is the modern day Humphrey Bogart.

8:01 -Zack Galifianakis as the entire cast in of “Ghostbusters 3”

8:03 -”If there’s one thing we can teach you in this club, it’s to be couth” *Eitan belches loudly*

8:07 -New Club Rule: No Quidditch

8:08 -”He sold his bed to Nien Nunb!"

8:15 -Eitan cut off one of his Grandma’s fingers in a door jam

8:21 -Now Will is wearing a neckerchief

8:23 -It’s a Fact: Bill Paxton played drums on the original recording of “Sunshine of Your Love”

8:25 -Will’s Sparknotes Bible is autographed by Ronald Reagan

8:27 -Conference call with our missing President -she hung up on us.

8:30 -Free Donkey Kong arcade machine on the 9^th floor of the Tisch building

8:32 -Bible fight!

8:36 -The ending of TORCH #2 is the same as the ending of the “Thriller” music video

8:39 -Giving Wendy the pen knife was a bad idea

8:45 -”If the Batman can do it, why can’t I?” -Dan

8:46 -New Favorite Member: Chair

8:48 -Eitan has the Spengler Effect

8:50 -Mothra Coppola -“Come to me, Mothra. Come to me”

8:52 -“Tojo is a war criminal, not a Godzilla monster!” -Will

8:54 -King Kong’s Brother Theory: The King Kong featured in “Godzilla vs. King Kong” is smaller than the Kong featured in the

original “King Kong“; therefore, we believe that “King” is a title and that the next in line would assume the title after the original Kong’s death at the end the 1933 film, most likely his brother, Larry. The explanation for Larry’s smaller appearance is that it’s like the movie “Twins” -one brother (the original Kong) received all the "desirable traits" and the other (Larry, the 2^nd King) was a "genetic trash".

9:01 -“Godzilla ’98 is when I fell in love with Jean Reno” -Mike

9:03 -Godzilla ’98 was hiding in the River of Slime

9:05 -Minilla…Godzilla’s son’s name is Minilla?!

9:06 -Darwyn Cooke Revenge Fantasy

9:08 -”Kneel Before Eitan!” -Eitan For CBL President Propaganda posters

9:10 -Lovitz & Levitz, Attorneys at Law

9:14 -Our Nega-Levitz is more moley

9:20 -Rory Zip, the hunchback banker