Werk.
7:12 We do not actually need a table.
7:17 We are finally back where we belong-in the comfy seats, mocking the Sci Fi club.
7:18 This first time our meeting has actually boiled down to us just sitting around and reading comics.
7:20 Select needs thicker frames
7:21 He’s not mentioning wrestlers
7:21 Javier is unable to remember any of the THREE female members of this club
7:22 Javier and I have hated each other since birth.
7:23 Even though I hate everything that Injustice has done to every character, I already pre ordered it at Gamestop. I paid like 5 dollars for the down payment. There’s no turning back now!
Aquaman is worth at least 5 dollars. Maybe?
7:24 It takes Javier 5 years to finish a children’s video game.
In his defense, I find Legos confusing, too.
7:24 YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TEXT ON A PLANE
7:26 Lego: Pirates of the Caribbean was a shit game
Bullshit
7:26 I never played it
7:26 But I trust Andrew’s opinion
7:26 Not Andrew Scott.
7:27 Pokemon what are you stop making babies
7:29 NO ONE IS BLINKING
7:29 These free sandwiches are clearly a trap.
7:29 And ew, tuna fish. Oh god.
7:30 Like I really think I’m going to be violently ill
7:30 I’m gonna puke in Javier’s red hat
7:31 He didn’t understand my Simpsons reference
7:31 I don’t even KNOW this club anymore
7:31 Is Javier talking about the Fattest Man in the World or the Half Human Half Alligator?
Maybe he’ll find a singing prince to kiss him into a human.
7:32 How do you vanish if you’re the Fattest Man in the World?
7:33 The members of this club have an extensive knowledge of very strange porn.
7:35 The Chupacabra’s a good guy, currently working on a few indie projects
NOSTALGIA
7:35 What’s more important-Ted Nugent talking about how much he loves weapons or a Chupacabra task force?
7:36 Convincing Javier that I’m an alien is the perfect red herring.
7:38 3 out of 4 means I pass the alien test!
7:38 THEY KNOW
7:39 Homestuck spends a lot of time describing the genitalia of it’s characters
7:40 Archers cannot keep it in their pants.
“Ew, cooties” --At least one of you, I’m sure
7:42 Who the fuck invited Karen?
7:43 Karen does not seem to understand that the Comic Book League publishes a COMIC BOOK.
7:43 Karen, everyone.
7:49 Without the Chihuahua, it’s actually quite tasteful
Shown here: the abyss gazing back
7:49 We critique the news
7:49 The editing on this show is terrible
7:49 The hair on this show is terrible
7:51 Mexican Barbie and Chinese Barbie are basically the same.
7:52 None of these Barbies can dunk
Except for this one, who will die trying
7:53 Why does Victorias Secret count as news?
7:55 Thank god one of us in this useless club actually speaks Spanish
8:00 Butts!
8:01 Sitting down must be an adventure
8:03 We might as well just not check the news.
8:03 Oh wait.
8:06 Magic the Gathering is always the beginning of the end.
Abandon hope all ye who enter here
8:07 Where is our Cobra Task Force
8:10 Sherlock homes does not have large breasts nor a tight spandex costume and thus we do not care.
8:10 Or at least, I don’t
8:12 Which X Man hasn’t died at least once?
8:14 Patrick Stewart cannot be used as a teenage superhero
Like hell he can’t
8:15 That’s some ageist bullshit
8:15 Who hasn’t died in Game of Thrones?
8:19 This issue is going to be Spice World themed
The best decision we’ve ever made
8:20 We all have to pick our anime trope!
An artist’s rendition of the Comic Book League
8:21 Andrew wants to be Tuxedo Mask
8:22 Andrew does not mind the idea that wicked queens are going to be kidnapping and molesting him constantly
8:22 What does this tornado have to do with choreographed dance moves?!
8:23 NEWS
8:26 We plan a Viking funeral. Or a musical routine.
8:28 It is Cats DON’T Dance!
I hate furries.
8:30 If you’re on the news, don’t Skype from your dorm room
8:33 GODZILLA IS CYCLICAL
In case you're wondering, curious readers, the meeting didn't end at 8:30, but the rest is top secret information that could DESTROY OUR VERY PUBLICATION. No I'm kidding we talked about themes. Like adults.
Everybody better have a rough draft when I see them tomorrow at the cost of an eye.
xoxo
The Lizard
