7:02 -Marvel Legends Nightcrawler figure purchased; Galactus build-a-figure piece exchanged --“You got a torso!”
7:15 -Will’s Duane “The Rock” Johnson fan fiction: The Rock will become the President of the United States. A “The Parent Trap” strategy will be used to end Eva Longoria’s current marriage, allowing her to marry The Rock and become First Lady Longoria.
7:35 -“I’m not cut out for any kind of labor” -Will
7:38 -The Nightcrawler action figure looks like Bill S. Preston Esquire…Wyld Stallyns!
7:56 -Selecthumor’s Tips for a Successful Home Invasion: Grab the girl first. You can hold her hostage.
8:02 -Discussion of the upcoming “Smurfs” movie. Dan casts Christopher Lloyd as Gargamel. Mike asks, “Where is he now?” “The Old West,” says Taimur.
8:07 -Justice League International factoid: Oberon found Darkseid reading “Mein Kampf” “Look it up. It happened,” declared Will.
8:10 -Boba Fett & Bossk buddy movie proposed. Dengar & IG-88 suggested the primary antagonists.
8:11 -A great movie? “The Great Muppet Caper”
8:20 -Bill & Ted’s Excellent Halloween Adventure described in great detail by Dan. The 2009 show featured the Predator grinding on Speed Racer.
8:29 -”The Universal Monster Café had a weird smell the last time I was there. I’m just sayin’” -Will
8:31 -Dan elaborates on the upcoming “Harry Potter Goes Nuts Land” at Universal Studios. “There’s going to be Butter Beer, but no Fire Whiskey.”
8:35 -Secret Word of the Meeting: “sauced”, as in, “She’s probably getting sauced” or “Biff got sauced and then tried to rape Marty’s mom”
8:36 -The incredible alcoholic tolerance of John Candy brought up again. “He couldn’t get drunk!”
8:39 -Renegade Accordion mentioned. Also, Alan Moore is not Epic Beard Man.
8:45 -Comic Book League Spring Break
-Ask Kevin Smith where to get a bus, via Twitter.
-Drive down to Universal Studios Florida
-Investigate the weird smell at the Universal Monster Café
-Use “Bill & Ted” phone booth time machine to travel to the future
-See The Gorillaz rock opera written by Alan Moore
-Firebomb “Spider-man: Turn Off The Dark”
8:51 -”He kinda looks like a schmoe” -Dan
8:58 -In reference to the French and French women, Taimur asks the following: “Does she shave her pits?” and “They have nude beaches, right?”
9:05 -Valve software, apparently, offers an anal patch, which is, according to us, the latest rage.
9:12 -Eitan --The World’s Most Arrogant Man…and 2nd Greatest Lover.
9:18 -”I wanted Quato to die” -Courtney
9:23 -”When you die, can I have this?” -Dan’s 7-year old cousin asking Dan for his Jar Jar Binks action figure
9:26 -"Whose that Jedi with the big forehead?” -Mike
“Dan Aykroyd” -Dan
9:32 -Jerry Weintraub punched a horse in the face and stuffed a dead butler in his pantry during a party at his house. Now you know.
9:34 -CBL concludes that the Real X-Men would probably be a bunch of inbred mongoloids.
9:36 -Mike mistakes The Robotics Team for The Ebonics Team
9:39 -Jacket Party commences; jackets tossed around with complete abandon.
9:40 -”War is awesome -it has the best explosions” -Eitan
9:43 -”I want to play World of Warcraft with Bobcat Goldthwait!” -Mike
9:48 -Alternate Reality Comic Book League -Eitan is president and Sammy Hagar’s “I Can’t Drive 55” plays continuously.
9:50 -Sammy Hagar the Horrible
9:52 -Dan reenacts “The Amazing Adventures of Spider-man” 3-D ride at Universal Studios
10:18 -Empty bottle of Jack Daniels found in Kimmel elevator. Taimur says, “Courtney was here.” Taimur wins the meeting.
