Night of the Living Fanboy or 2 Minutes to 10:30 (10/21/10)

7:05 -Violent outbreak in The CBL? Zombie virus!

7:06 -Kick-Ass 616 according to Selecthumor and Andrew

7:12 -A CBL Christmas Carol

7:16 -When's a great time to jump into Spider-man? This November -BIG TIME!

7:17 -Geoff Johns' letters printed in the back of old DC Comics is proof that all of your fanboy story ideas can come true

7:19 -Tom Bosley is dead...Tom Bosley is DEAD!

7:20 -"Shoot Henry Winkler"

7:22 -"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese" -Taimur wins the meeting

7:24 -Billy Joel biopic starring Michael Keaton

7:27 -Selecthumor Sez: The zombie outbreak will most likely come from Boston

7:29 -Daniel Craig T. Nelson

7:30 -"What's Wonder Woman up to these days?"
"She's mostly wearing jackets"

7:31 -Statler and Waldorf are racist...



7:37 -Neon-Gene one-shot

7:39 -"I'm tripping on Benadryl!" -Will

7:40 -Dan goes into action like Spider-man...trips over chair

7:44 -Reverend Andre the Giant 3000

7:46 -Gimme Pizza Slow




7:46 -Paula Dean makes a Luther in slow motion




7:53 -Cinemassacre Monster Madness 2010: Infra-Man (1975)...BOOM!



Then, some awkward things happened and I wanted everything to go BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOOMMM!

Greatest American Comic Book League Meeting (10/7/10)

7:01 -"You’re gonna pick up a whore?! You’re really gonna pick up a whore! Aw, that’s -that’s just great. You want your cab to smell like whore? Because that’s what’s gonna happen if you pick up that whore!"

7:09 -We can hardly wait for the television adaptation “The Walking Dead” -ZOMBIES!

7:16 -“My favorite president is Courtney” -Will

“What about Teddy Roosevelt? Hey, what about Taft?” -Mike

7:18 -It’s A Fact: William Howard Taft is the only president to serve most of his presidency in a bathtub

7:20 -”Pee-Wee*? He’s probably dead at this point.” -Will *Pee-Wee the gas station attendant*

7:21 -“‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ was written during the Civil War, right? It’s a sci-fi novel like ‘1984’. He got it right...Yeah, Harper Lee is George Orwell’s pen name.” -Will

7:22 -“Congratulations, Mr. Simms. You are the fattest boy in camp” -Lars from Heavyweights

7:24 -“Do you still own the suit?” -Selecthumor to William Katt, the former star of ‘Greatest American Hero’

7:25 -Selecthumor informs us that there was an unaired pilot for a spin-off of ‘Greatest American Hero’ called ‘Greatest American Heroine’…’Greatest American Heroine’, really?

7:27 -Return of the Denim trench coat

7:29 -Whatever happened to Wyatt Wingfoot?

7:31 -“Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!” -Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield), Caddyshack

7:33 -Blood match for the CBL Presidency!

7:35 -Calvin Coolidge was the Wolverine of the U.S. Presidents

7:37 -“Duck boobies!” -Taimur

7:38 -“Yeah, Michael J. Fox was in the duck suit.” -Will

7:41 -Will has veto Don Vito power

7:44 -The Chili Dog Whisperer

7:46 -Tim Allen as Mary Jane Watson

7:48 -Dylan Baker was probably really pissed about ‘Spider-man 4’ being cancelled

7:50 -We’re all intrigued by “The Seven Brothers Meet Dracula”

7:54 -Dan plays “Eternal Flame” by The Bangles on his phone for no reason

7:55 -“Jimmy Neutron is like Dexter’s Lab for Down Syndrome kids” -*name withheld*

7:59 -Dan just told Will to take Selecthumor to the shaft…y’know like Vader did to Emperor Palpatine.

8:00 -Zing of the Night: “She [Helen Keller] graduated from Harvard with a law degree. You couldn’t do that with all of your senses” -Eitan to Will

8:05 -Is Estelle “Mother” Winslow still alive?…Nope. Aw.

8:09 -Taimur’s nickname would be Scene-It

8:10 -“Aw, c’mon! Get those Plagues off of my Fangoria!” -Mike

8:12 -Howard Dean looks like he has the Eitan disease -Eitan-itis

8:18 -“Did you know Patrick Warburton is the voice of Brock Samson on ‘The Venture Brothers’?” -Slowpoke Eitan

8:20 -“We don’t actually shit on Jeff -that’s unsanitary.”

8:22 -“He bought half of his wardrobe at Universal Studios” -Will

8:25 -“Imagine I have as many rings as The Mandarin and T-Rex arms” -Dan, preparing for an impression

8:28 -Phil Molnar is the man

8:31 -Whatever Happened to Tim Curry?

8:34 -Tee shirt & pin-stripe suit pants with Converses is not a good look. At all.

8:36 -Plato, you asshole!

8:38 -Danny Tamberelli let himself go

8:39 -“It’s gone. It fell off the Internet” -Will

8:41 -“Do they have a Bangles wine?” -Dan

8:42 -Wendy doesn’t like us

8:43 -Best Vampire Movie: Dracula: Dead and Loving It

Best Zombie Movie: Sex & The City 2

8:45 -Best Group Cosplay Idea: Recess

8:47 -Andrew is the Young Phil Molnar

8:49 -Recess: The Later Years

8:52 -“Did your car get stuck in the lake that Moses parts?” -Will

8:58 -“Grandma, get off the phone! You’re ruining my connection! I’m trying to post on the ‘Hey Arnold!’ message board!”

9:01 -Taimur starts singing “Grease Lightning”

9:03 -“I just pooped my pants…metaphorically” -Dan

9:06 -“Say it with me, Dan -BULLSHIT!” -Will

9:07 -Will is a lesbian

9:11 -Tommy Pickles is retarded

9:15 -Newt Gingrich looks like the digital number nine

9:18 -We’re just a buncha noids

9:21 -Lorie Beth Denberg got fired for sexual harassment. They were going to sue her for all her Vital Information for Everyday Life

9:25 -“I’m doing the ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ down at the rec center”

9:29 -“Oh my God! The bio teacher’s doing a Poo Bear with a jar of peanut butter in the lab!”

9:31 -Vito Corleone power

9:34 -Chicken fries!

9:40 -Dan Aykroyd from ‘Canadian Bacon’ will be here all week

9:45 -We waited until 9:45. We'll get you next time, Kraft! Next time! *shakes fist dramatically*