7:01 -"You’re gonna pick up a whore?! You’re really gonna pick up a whore! Aw, that’s -that’s just great. You want your cab to smell like whore? Because that’s what’s gonna happen if you pick up that whore!"
7:09 -We can hardly wait for the television adaptation “The Walking Dead” -ZOMBIES!
7:16 -“My favorite president is Courtney” -Will
“What about Teddy Roosevelt? Hey, what about Taft?” -Mike
7:18 -It’s A Fact: William Howard Taft is the only president to serve most of his presidency in a bathtub
7:20 -”Pee-Wee*? He’s probably dead at this point.” -Will *Pee-Wee the gas station attendant*
7:21 -“‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ was written during the Civil War, right? It’s a sci-fi novel like ‘1984’. He got it right...Yeah, Harper Lee is George Orwell’s pen name.” -Will
7:22 -“Congratulations, Mr. Simms. You are the fattest boy in camp” -Lars from Heavyweights
7:24 -“Do you still own the suit?” -Selecthumor to William Katt, the former star of ‘Greatest American Hero’
7:25 -Selecthumor informs us that there was an unaired pilot for a spin-off of ‘Greatest American Hero’ called ‘Greatest American Heroine’…’Greatest American Heroine’, really?
7:27 -Return of the Denim trench coat
7:29 -Whatever happened to Wyatt Wingfoot?
7:31 -“Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!” -Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield), Caddyshack
7:33 -Blood match for the CBL Presidency!
7:35 -Calvin Coolidge was the Wolverine of the U.S. Presidents
7:37 -“Duck boobies!” -Taimur
7:38 -“Yeah, Michael J. Fox was in the duck suit.” -Will
7:41 -Will has veto Don Vito power
7:44 -The Chili Dog Whisperer
7:46 -Tim Allen as Mary Jane Watson
7:48 -Dylan Baker was probably really pissed about ‘Spider-man 4’ being cancelled
7:50 -We’re all intrigued by “The Seven Brothers Meet Dracula”
7:54 -Dan plays “Eternal Flame” by The Bangles on his phone for no reason
7:55 -“Jimmy Neutron is like Dexter’s Lab for Down Syndrome kids” -*name withheld*
7:59 -Dan just told Will to take Selecthumor to the shaft…y’know like Vader did to Emperor Palpatine.
8:00 -Zing of the Night: “She [Helen Keller] graduated from Harvard with a law degree. You couldn’t do that with all of your senses” -Eitan to Will
8:05 -Is Estelle “Mother” Winslow still alive?…Nope. Aw.
8:09 -Taimur’s nickname would be Scene-It
8:10 -“Aw, c’mon! Get those Plagues off of my Fangoria!” -Mike
8:12 -Howard Dean looks like he has the Eitan disease -Eitan-itis
8:18 -“Did you know Patrick Warburton is the voice of Brock Samson on ‘The Venture Brothers’?” -Slowpoke Eitan
8:20 -“We don’t actually shit on Jeff -that’s unsanitary.”
8:22 -“He bought half of his wardrobe at Universal Studios” -Will
8:25 -“Imagine I have as many rings as The Mandarin and T-Rex arms” -Dan, preparing for an impression
8:28 -Phil Molnar is the man
8:31 -Whatever Happened to Tim Curry?
8:34 -Tee shirt & pin-stripe suit pants with Converses is not a good look. At all.
8:36 -Plato, you asshole!
8:38 -Danny Tamberelli let himself go
8:39 -“It’s gone. It fell off the Internet” -Will
8:41 -“Do they have a Bangles wine?” -Dan
8:42 -Wendy doesn’t like us
8:43 -Best Vampire Movie: Dracula: Dead and Loving It
Best Zombie Movie: Sex & The City 2
8:45 -Best Group Cosplay Idea: Recess
8:47 -Andrew is the Young Phil Molnar
8:49 -Recess: The Later Years
8:52 -“Did your car get stuck in the lake that Moses parts?” -Will
8:58 -“Grandma, get off the phone! You’re ruining my connection! I’m trying to post on the ‘Hey Arnold!’ message board!”
9:01 -Taimur starts singing “Grease Lightning”
9:03 -“I just pooped my pants…metaphorically” -Dan
9:06 -“Say it with me, Dan -BULLSHIT!” -Will
9:07 -Will is a lesbian
9:11 -Tommy Pickles is retarded
9:15 -Newt Gingrich looks like the digital number nine
9:18 -We’re just a buncha noids
9:21 -Lorie Beth Denberg got fired for sexual harassment. They were going to sue her for all her Vital Information for Everyday Life
9:25 -“I’m doing the ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ down at the rec center”
9:29 -“Oh my God! The bio teacher’s doing a Poo Bear with a jar of peanut butter in the lab!”
9:31 -Vito Corleone power
9:34 -Chicken fries!
9:40 -Dan Aykroyd from ‘Canadian Bacon’ will be here all week
9:45 -We waited until 9:45. We'll get you next time, Kraft! Next time! *shakes fist dramatically*
