*Special Guest Star* Taimur Dar as Taimur Dar
7:00 -About 12 new prospective members
7:01 -Our President is being attacked by a tornado in Brooklyn
7:02 -A selection from Vice President Eitan’s opening remarks “Many of you will not be here in the following weeks. This is not a threat of physical violence, but because many of you will lose interest. My suggestion is that you do show up because that will add to the chances that we’ll learn your names.”
7:05 -Will and Mike are like Statler & Waldorf
7:10 -Dan’s plans for NYCC: Attend a DC panel dressed as Ambush Bug and give Dan DiDio a drawing of Joe Quesada as a Quesadilla
7:13 -Dan Slott/Danny DeVito Romance
7:15 -Justin the Biebarian
7:19 -“…jabs made, deals broken.”
7:22 -“Now we actually have confident females.” -Dan
7:24 -“Father Doesn’t Like” starring Chen Chen Chen
7:27 -Cosby Show Trivia
7:29 -Ace Frehley is like Rodney Dangerfield -he gets no respect
7:32 -Dan’s Golden Girls/Twilight/Harry Potter slash fiction
7:35 -Boba Fett knows who IG-88 is
7:37 -Pee-Wee Herman sucks as a pirate
7:40 -Wendy interrupts Dan story
7:43 -Will purposely spills Coke on the Minutes -“When aliens find this stuff years from now, they’ll wonder what happened”
7:44 -Universal Studios Amusement Park Theater starring Dan Costales. Tonight’s feature: The Wizarding World of Harry Potter
7:54 -“The last time I drank out of cups like these I was dancing the Macarena” - Will
7:57-
-Straight Shooter
-Kept the Commies in place
-Won the Vietnam War
-Excellent Hair
-Knew how to wear a Power Suit
Will’s Reasons to Vote for Nixon or What Will’s Dungeons & Dragons Character Sheet would look like?
8:02 -“We make tasteful, intellectual dick jokes, like, about Alexander Hamilton’s dick, not about a dying African’s dick -not like The Plague” -Dan
8:05 -It’s a Fact: There are monkeys in the Psych Dept. basement
“They locked up The Monkees in the Psych Dept. basement?!” -Mike
8:06 -Isn’t it weird how in the first Harry Potter movie, they said “Happy Christmas” and not “Merry Christmas”?
8:09 -Everyone is just ragging on Space Ace
8:13 -Other names for Other Andrew
-Stevie
-H.K.
-Burton Guster
-We could just call him Andrew
8:15 -Will talks about his years as a street fighter in school and how he wrecked this one kid’s face, “He stole my shoe, so he got shit [a knee to the face] in return.”
8:18 -Ferocious Rhinoceroses
8:20 -“My teeth are in such bad condition” -Will
8:22 -Love springs on the battlefield -Will vs. Eitan
8:26 -Spader-Man Dino Damage Stegosaurus Napkin Holder
8:29 -Michael Anthony: The Nicest Man in Rock n’ Roll
8:31 -“The Beatles are the British Hall and Oates” -Dan
8:33 -Young love at The CBL
8:35 -Jurassic Park Arcade Shooter: The Brontosaurus shits on you
8:38 -The John Hammond action figure was a repaint of The Penguin and the Newman action figure was unusually buff
8:41 -Spader-Man milks a stegosaurus
8:44 -Behold, Action Jesus
8:46 -“The Muhammad Action Figure is just an empty plastic container” - Selecthumor
8:48 -“He does fart! Listen!” -Will, on the Jurassic Park Stegosaurus figure
8:50 -Zack Galifianakis in the film adaptation of “Greatest American Hero”
8:52 -Tommy Wiseau Experience. Will’s Ideas for a live-action adaptation of “Bonkers”
8:54 -Billy Dee Williams’ Family Style Restaurant. Entrées include Lando Linguini, Bespin Back Ribs, and Colt 45 Battered Steak. Nien Nunb works a busboy.
8:56 -In the Bill & Ted’s Excellent Halloween Adventure, the cast of Seinfeld was able to push the Back to the Future DeLorean
8:58 -Selecthumor concludes that Spider-man is the “Run & Tell That” rapist
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