Incoming transmission League-arinos!
This is Judge Seth with the Meeting Minutes from our last gathering. Forward...INTO THE PAST!
7:04- Attendance was on the smaller side at the start of this meeting, presumably due to Dan railing against Garfield in his email. Who knew there were so many Heathcliff fans?
7:08- During his tenure with the Harvard Lampoon, Conan O'Brien stole Burt Ward's Robin costume.
7:20- What DID happen to Jon Arbuckle's roommate?
Lyman: Wanted Dead or Alive
7:28- The Feminist Society wants to have a meeting with us.
7:30- Javier is the worst. Can't argue with that.
7:32- The Crow killed The Cat in the Hat
7:37- Harry Potter would be much better if he was a 1950's greaser
7:42- Imagine in your mind all of the Weasley's from Harry Potter. Now imagine that they were all carrying firearms.
7:45- Coming this year to CBL Presents: GUN WIZARDS
Drawn by Kaishu Mennella
7:49- Harry Potter IS JFK
7:53- Select loves Dredd 3D. After a secretive fact finding mission, the rest of us agree. GO SEE DREDD 3D
8:04- Christopher Walken was the bad guy in the hit feature film The Country Bears
8:11- If Hershey Park forced you to put your favorite candy on your staff id a la Dan's Universal Studio tag, Raelle would put Jolly Ranchers on it. I know, right? Reese's are the way to go.
8:16- Why did Robin ever put up with those short shorts?
8:21- Underneath Javier's beard is a tiny Art Garfunkel
8:26- Remember that scene in the Lorax where the Lorax takes off all of those people's limbs?
8:29 REPAIRMANMANMANMANMANMAN
8:33- The second Spongebob Squarepants movie is simply an animated remake of the The Master
8:34- The Creeper from Scooby Doo is actually a scientologist.
8:38- Randy Newman has written a theme song for every Pixar movie, not just Toy Story. They have never been released to the public, for good reason.
8:43- According to the Three Caballeros, Donald Duck is an adopted latino
8:50- Remember that weird room in the middle of the temple from "Legends of the Hidden Temple" where a kid just had to sit in a chair?
9:00- "Cars 2/Cars 2/Does whatever/Cars do."-Randy Newman
9:08- We're all Hobgoblins!
9:15- Miles Morales died on his way back to his home planet
9:21- We've got like, 5 years of Stan Lee AT MAX.
9:23- Class, please welcome our new student...Man-Thing
9:33- Our new Spider-Man cartoon idea: Peter Parker just wants to get to the beach, but Mary Jane comes along with another WACKY SCHEME.
9:53- The Oregon Trail of Tears
Well, thats all for this week! Long live the League, and remember!
I AM THE LAW
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