Meeting Minutes 10/18

Better late than never League-arinos, its the meeting minutes! FORWARD INTO THE PAST!

7:00: We go over our spoils from New York Comic Con. I bought a bunch of discount trade paperbacks, Dan only bought obscure Jack Kirby creations, and someone bought some erotic spy comic that was in no way erotic. More on that later. 

The Comic Book League's Final Form

7:05: An old romance comic cover shows a shark falling in love with a submarine. The cover does not reflect the contents of the book.

7:09: A suited Eiton appears. 

7:12: The thief in this erotic spy comic must have stolen all the guts out of these women. Its the only logical explanation for why they are drawn so impossibly skinny.

7:16: Avengers 2: The Avengers sneak into Kang's Connecticut bungalo. Cap, Black Widow, and Hawkeye become trapped in the master bedroom closet while Kang has an extended affair with another man. Cap does not approve. Meanwhile, the Hulk and Iron Man hang out in the backyard by the pool. Rated PG-13

7:24: Javier would like more boobs in his classic movie musical.

7:29: Hostess Fruit Pies!

7:35: Dan struggles with the official business

7:42: Are we still talking about this?

7:51: The meeting gets back on track with our new reality tv program, Adele in a Deli.

7:56: If you want to know what was said at this time, talk to me after class. I can't say in mixed company.

8:09: Wolverine with Iphone hands?

8:17: Did the Goonies actually ever want to see the Truffle Shuffle?

8:30: Neil GAY-MAN AM I RIGHT?

8:32: All X-Men comics can be summed up with the phrase "Remy, ah cahnt touch you!"

8:37: The mere mention of the old Batman villan Doctor Doom causes me to do a spit take. 

9:00: Most of the rest of this meeting is a discussion of what Pokemon we would willingly have sex with. Raelle, who was on a bus and had to be contacted via phone, refused to play along. Shame on her. 

9:15: I don't care what anyone says, the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is great.

9:30: Me and Dan get into a lovers spat that threatens to tear the club apart. 

And with that, I returned home to burn all the love notes Dan ever wrote me. See ya next time, same CBL-time, same CBL-channel!