Howdy Ho Leaguearinos! This is your old pal Seth with the meeting minutes of the FIRST MEETING OF THE YEAR! Follow me into a magical world of Inside Jokes and Obscure Pop Culture References! ©
7:16- The meeting opens with a jovial "Fuck the Doctor Who Club!"
7:17- Select is not a U.S. Citizen
7:21- Mary Jane HATES comic books!
7:24- PENNY PLUNDERER! PENNY PLUNDERER! PLENNY PUNDERER!
7:34- Dan struggles to recite his immaculetly planned out presidental speech
7:40- NO JERKS ALLOWED
7:42- Arman is dangerously close to death
7:44- Marie wants to be in the minutes. Good for her.
7:45- It's simply Arman's name scribbled out with a no sign over it. I don't remember what this refered to, but I assume it was warrented.
7:48- We discuss buying Comic Con tickets. I already bought mine, so I kind of spaced out.
7:49- We all learn a lot about Mary Jane's new and improved class schedule.
7:52: Javier- "Anyone seen a Pony Pen around here?"
7:54: I trust Raelle with the minutes. She writes "Marie is stupid." I approve.
7:58: Dan- "Boom Boom! I'm the Mega Man!"
8:00: People are drawing the Hulk nude.
8:03: Andrew makes new friends over Ultimate Marvel VS Capcom 3. I didn't have enough experience to contribute but suffice to say, the conversation lasted a long time.
8:05: Everyone loves that show about the Community College
8:10: The M. Night Shamylan film "The Last Airbender" is brought up. Javier melts.
8:13: Alf!
8:20: Max stumbles upon the secret truth of the CBL: We are trapped in a 90's nostalgia loop.
8:26: THE CIRCUS OF CRIME
8:34: Dan- "Your real name is Richie Rich. Your family had to change it to escape the Holocaust."
8:45: We have NO IDEA about the details of a rave at NYCC. We usually just go home and cry afterwards.
8:50: We are going as the Magic School Bus to Comic Con!
9:05: Someone needs to light this Marijuana farm on fire
9:18: Ghana has a king? News to me.
At this point, my terrible chain smoking related head cold became too much and I had to leave. I assume you all just discussed how much you hate me. I'M ONTO YOU.
Long Live The League!
-Seth
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