Meeting Minutes (3/2/12)

Select here with meeting minutes as late as the updates on VG Cats

NEWS:

There is no such thing as Spring Break. It’s a lie, an urban legend: like the Easter Bunny, Chocolate Jesus, and American Universal Healthcare.

Also, the Aquabats Super Show was a most excellent hit! I recommend watching it yourself.

For the Manga-people out there, the latest issue of Shonen Jump magazine is the last to be published in print in America.

That’s right, folks. That thing with the Dragon Ball Z’s and the Naruto’s and the Bleach’s and the One Piece and the scantily clad Japanese cartoons for adolescent boys got the print boot. Though this isn’t the end of Shonen Jump (as they are going digital now and one can buy the printed completed volumes once they are out), this also means that a major distribution method of manga that we grew up with is now gone with time. Here’s to Shonen Jump magazine, which I at least send it off gracefully unlike the actual editors who just say “DERP, SEE YOU ALL DITIAL!”

MEETING MINUTES:

6:53- Dan: “You’re reading this book backwards! Your argument is invalid” (reading Shonen Jump magazine, the last one there is)

7:05- Javier: “I’m going to special summon a Fetus!

7:17- the meeting minutes have been misspelled since President Mike wrote the meeting minutes ~ Andrew

7:39- Batman: Brave and the Bold Aquaman is the best Aquaman

OUTRAGEOUS

7:43- What if Aquaman’s gills IS his beard?

7:44- We take a crap on anime dubs by poorly dubbing over a manga ourselves

7:56- Einstein: E=MC SUCK ON THIS, BITCHES

7:58- Mary Jane and (NAME CENSORED HERE) show up for 7 minutes

8:05- Paula Dean is the Butteress

8:06- Now on the Hub, the Aqua-Colts

8:16- Seth is now Seth-Pool: a Seth that’s also a pile of SHIT

8:25- Black Widow has 2 guns to fight of an entire alien invasion in the avengers movie

8:27- Hulk X Hawkeye pairings are now canon

8:37- The Silver Surfer wouldn’t wear high heels ~Seth looking at a “superhero inspired fashion model”

8:42- this program has been brought to you by the letter BLUMP!

8:47- Batman fights the Falconees

9:05- turns out the stormtroopers are all Boba Fett (would’ve been Bubba Fett though)

9:25- Select finally Snaps and becomes as apolitically correct as he possibly can

9:36- FUCK the Drake! ~Team Sheikie

10:03- America’s Next Top Priority: JAVIER

10:06- Macebook = the network for the LARPING community

10:08- Yay Verily, They Can Call Me Greaser Greg ~Greaser Greg in a LARP

10:06- Garbage Pail Kids is Revenge of the Nerds on CRACK. Therefore, the Garbage Pail Kids are Chaotic Good

Well, that’s that.

~Select