The Comic Book League at NYU

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In my current state of madness as of Thursday September 1^st, being bored out of my mind with the lack of internet at my current airline location, the voices in my head sounding a lot like Mike and the others convinced me to write down the meeting minutes for yet another Emergency Comic Book League meeting since they wouldn’t stop pestering me otherwise. I do not know where do these abominations come from, but I am typing the meetings as they are happening so as to not drift into a more broken state of my psyche. So, with no further things to get in my way, let the second emergency CBL meeting commence.

7:00- voices in my head tell me to write down meeting minutes

7:01- Second emergency CBL meeting is called to order

7:03- Select is scared that Dan can summon demons

7:05- Was there REALLY a demand for OMAC for the New 52?

7:07- Shazam

7:08-Shazam

7:09- Select failed for the fifth time in trying to become Captain Marvel

7:11- Epic Kosher Time = and Falafel ball, and Falafel ball, and Falafel ball, and Falafel ball…

7:13- “Mike,” if that is really Mike, claims to descend from a long line of Italian kingdom saving plumbers

7:15- Wendy has a bloodthirsty look in her eyes, but this is normal even for the real Wendy

7:17- Fake Courtney can bench Aton, Select scared

7:20- Bob Marley is the cure for cancer

7:25- It is not called “Anime,” but “Japanime”

7:28- Aslan is on the move

7:30- Adam West is the best batman ever

7:32- The meeting minutes notes in two minutes are false

7:34- The previously stated meeting minutes notes two minutes ago are true

7:37- “Javier” is the spawn of Chuck Norris

7:40- Select is outraged that the so called “Human Centipede” movie doesn’t actually have a set of humans with 100 appendages (therefore a true centipede) and demands to be compensated for this poor state of affairs

7:43- Select realizes that Marvin the Martian is black

7:46- 1.21 Jigawatts

7:49- although manga is updated weekly and American comics are updated monthly (according to story arc), both ironically take about a year to finish up story arcs that no one likes

7:52- Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?

7:55- Spiral Knights is the best free-to-play MMO that Select has played

7:58- Select points out that Team Fortress 2 isn’t an MMO despite having a trade system and cash-shop system

8:00- Select pictures Crumb’s “Book of Genesis Illustrated” had it been done in Crumb’s normal style…

8:03- Will is somehow this Earth’s Ant-Man

8:06- Taimur is somehow this Earth’s Spiderman

8:10- Select is sad since he has no counterpart…

8:13- Select pictures Mike Tyson’s Punch Out if it was done as a Saturday morning cartoon

8:17- If you’re a murder who killed two parents and left a kid an orphan, realize that you just might have created Batman should you let the kid live…

8:20- Select realizes the previous statement is insensitive, and does not endorse the message. After all, it is the message of the crazy voices in his head as opposed to him.

8:24- Select wishes that Brentalfloss would do a “With Lyrics” about Castlequest.

8:27- Contrary to popular belief, the Comic Book League talks about other things than comic books…

8:30- If an animator makes cartoons, and a cartoonist makes comics, and a comic tells jokes, then does that mean one who animates is a “joke teller?”

8:33- Not real Mike is somehow the Dungeon Master of this reality

8:36- Laptop computers will literally burst into flames if not cared for correctly

8:40- All that the East Coast is missing now in terms of natural disasters is a volcanic eruption :D

8:43- No one remembers Bulletman

8:45- The voices in Select’s head finally gave up on tormenting him

So there you have it folks. By the time you read this, Select (I) would have been sedated and cared upon for the madness that happened. Hopefully, it won’t happen again. But, who’s to say?

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