Meeting Minutes (3/11/10)

7:08 -Study session with Eitan

7:12 -”Bob Hoskins said it! Eat shit!” Imaginary bar fight ensues as to whether The Mario Bros. last names are really “Mario”

7:15 -Sample questions on Mike’s Italian midterm:
Q: What pizza-like food do all Italians eat? A: Pizza
Q: What is wrong with all the towers in Italy? A: They’re leaning over

7:19 -“This is a testicle. Might be yours, but its not mine” -Reading Rainbow review.
7:22 -”No, that is the worst for the plane” (Italian accent)

7:24 -”That’s not a house -This…is a house” -Australia’s Prime Minister
7:26 -Stepping on people’s heads is not common courtesy

7:30 -He can be anything -He’s the “Macho Man” Randy Savage!

7:35 -“You haven’t lived until you’ve foraged in the woods naked” -Eitan

7:38 - Will: I’ve got something to say. Mike, you pound hard.
Mike: I don’t pound hard.
Will: You do pound hard. You wear that ring so when we go in to pound, it hurts my
hand.You don’t give me a choice -What if I want to pound hard?
Mike: I’ll meet you half way. I’ll take the ring off when we pound.
Will: We’ve got pound soon.

7:41 -”Hook” was fantastic. “Hook” was great. Don’t talk shit about “Hook”.

7:45 -Reading of the Pesci Death Letter and the Con Air Complaint

7:54 -The Cheese Stands Alone

8:02 -”West Philadelphia born and raised…”

8:09 -Bill Paxton music video directed by James Cameron

8:11 -“My God! We’ve killed Joe Pesci!”

8:15 -She’s full of shit!

8:17 -Taimur references The Smash Club

8:21 -Ben Stein Church of Clear Eyes. CG Chris Farley.

8:25 -We miss Dave Chappelle.

8:26 -We also miss Phil

8:28 -Will has The World’s Strongest Chin

8:37 -A ZZ Top themed biker gang is loitering outside of the Kimmel Center.

8:39 -Ash's Big Adventure: Replace Pee-Wee Herman with Ash Ketchum, Francis Buxton with Gary Oak, and Pee-Wee's bike with Pikachu and viola! Highlights include:
"Today’s my birthday and Professor Oak said I could have any Pokemon I want"
"Because. I don't make Pokemon, I just train 'em"
"The Pokemon Center doesn't have a basement!"

8:41 -Diet Pesci -Will wins the meeting.

8:43 -The CBL will write a Disney channel original movie where a young teen tries to impress a girl at the State Fair only to be rejected. In a final attempt to gain the girl's affections, the young teen plays a carnival game to win her a prize, but the prize turns out to be a pair of magical shoes voiced by Bobcat Goldthwait. Shoe-cat tries his best to offer advice on love and life, but all he does is ruin the young teen's life. Also, there might be a subplot involving the shoes housing the soul of a dead man so that there can be one or more puns involving the word "sole" as in "Hey, kid, that's my sole."

8:47 -We attract a lot of attention as we do our various Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.

8:49 -We decide that it will be a good idea to put a page in the publication advertising a fake talent competition to find NYU's best Bobcat Goldthwait impressionist.

8:50 -We also think that it would be really awesome if NYU or a high school has as their mascot the "Bobcat", but instead of the animal, it's a guy with a giant Bobcat Goldthwait head running up and down the sidelines, screaming and jerking spasmodically.

8:53 -The "Untitled Joe Pesci Project" will be a coming of age, buddy movie in which the protagonists gain knowledge of Pesci's impending death and have 24 hours to contact Joe Pesci, climaxing in a scene where one of the protagonists barely reaches Pesci in time, diving in front of him and taking a bullet. The reveal will be that it was part of movie-shoot for a new film starring Pesci, prompting Pesci to say, "Hey, kid! Whadda you doin'? You're ruinin' the shot!" Possible outcomes include the protagonists discovering more about themselves, coming to terms with who they are, and Pesci becoming so frustrated he decides to never do a movie again.