Back Issues: Meeting Minutes

The Movie Game Meeting (1/21/10)

Let the record show that the movie game never reached its conclusion, but I was in the lead; therefore, I win.

Salvageable Meeting Minutes:

7:15 -Chloe does a Wookiee sound

7:19 -”Inglorious Basterds” rat conversation

7:23 -Listening to the “Superman” theme with lyrics

7:39 -Captain America probably doesn’t even have a GED! He grew up in Depression era America!” -Will

7:58 -Will thinks Duane “The Rock” Johnson will be President of the United States of America

8:05 -French Gandhi decapitated Adam Sandler

8:10 -Hitler was in an earlier adaptation of “The Spy Next Door” entitled “Hitler in Der Huas” prior to his rise to power. Later prints of the film are called “Der Fuehrer in Der Hausen”

8:19 -Courtney screams, “Do him!” in reference to Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

The Lost Meeting (1/28/10)

For all intent and purposes, this was a complete and total bummer. We’d like to pretend that it never really happened.

All I will say is that I blame Art Spiegelman for creating The Garbage Pail Kids franchise, which in turn made it possible for “Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie” to even exist.