As I was impatient with waiting for the lame semester to begin, I decided to hold an emergency Comic Book League meeting in my own home. Granted, there weren't any CBL members in my general vicinity, so numbers were understandably... low. However, I made due and tried my best to keep the meeting together with the few members who were here (which numeric digit would be what you kids call some new aged number called "none")
7:00- Select decided to start CBL meetings
7:01- CBL meetings begin
7:03- Introductions are made, though this was short this year
7:05- Talk about publication or whatever, though understandably nothing is finalized
7:10- We realize that no one's going to talk about the publication even on regular meetings
7:15- Dragon Quest 6 was all Milly's fault, as with Dragon Quest Monsters
7:20- Thinking a way back from Mars
7:22- watched Wonder Woman's introduction to Batman: the Brave and the Bold 5 times
7:35- Tried to recite the Green Lantern Oath Zatanna-backwards style to see if anything cool happens
7:36- We accidentally summoned a demon from the infernal realms who wanted our marriage
7:37- We challenged said demon to a musical stand off even though none of us were married
7:40- Anti-climatic ending as the demon didn't know how to play an instrument (I guess vocals are more focused on in Hell)
7:45- Select realizes Oedipus was a tragedy
7:48- "Free to play games are the most expensive games out there in the market"
7:50- Select's drawing of Wonder Woman scares little girls
The horror! The Silver-Age based horror!
7:55- Select makes a horrible reattempt in recreating a failed web series he tried years before
8:00- the ghosts of Phil and Courtney and Taimur haunted the meeting even though all three people are alive and well (maybe it's some ghosts with identity issues)
8:03- Select begins reading passages from "The Quotations of Chairman Mao Zedong" for all to hear
8:07- Select is never to pick things to read out loud ever again
8:13- Doctor Strange is a proctologist
8:16- Select still doesn't believe Duke Nukem Forever is released even though he just saw someone beat it with his own eyes
8:20- They call him "Silent" Bob for a reason and this "but Deadly" reason isn't because he doesn't talk much...
8:24- In the upcoming 2012 elections, be sure to vote for Max for president
Most trustworthy candidate for President EVER
8:30- Manhattan Whale sends us his regards from his secret Whale cave in Lower Manhattan
8:33- There now lingers a deep philosophical question the CBL must tackle: do Werecats use Werecat litter in their litter boxes or regular cat litter?
8:37- Select gives up and decides to cancel the meetings then and there: thus ending the emergency CBL meeting at his place
Well, that's all for now folks. Hopefully, the real meeting minutes on the real meetings aren't going to be as ridiculous and what we've seen here (or maybe they're going to be more ridiculous, who's to say?)
Until later,
Select
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