First Meeting Minutes

I can tell you all one thing right now, our minds were pretty much blown to gooey pieces because of the incredible turnout for our first meeting of the semester (incredible by our standards, but incredible nonetheless). It got a little out of control, but, well, the minutes will explain...

7:00: A Bags & Boards record! 2, count 'em, 2 tables worth of prospective members! We assembled three round tables together into the shape of Mickey Mouse ears. Conspiracy? I think not.

7:05: Chair madness! Where's Chairface Chipendale when you need him? (+5 brownie points to Taimur for "Tick" reference).

7:07: Taimur is like Rodney Dangerfield. "I'm tellin' ya, I get no respect!"

7:10: "Let's play the game where we learn each others' names!" (+5 brownie points to Mike for "Heavyweights" reference)

7:25: Found out Courtney chose Batgirl logo. She is the bat!

7:30: GAMMA RAYS! aka sorority girls on all sides. Is that Carrie Fisher? That movie looks really bad.

7:35: Mike starts singing the themes from the Incredible Hulk & The Mighty Thor.

7:42: Sororities are outta here! CBL attains full ownership of the 7th floor lounge.

7:50: We form a giant circle of chairs in the middle of the room, consider playing "Extreme Duck-Duck-Goose"

7:52: Everyone reintroduces themselves. "But we already know each others' names" (+5 brownie points to Mike for a 2nd "Heavyweights" reference).

8:00: And the "Zing of the Night" goes to...*drum roll*..."Does that mean your Ph.D. will be in 'Horribleness'?" -Aton.

8:20: Taimur reveals there has been video of his triumph over Jeph Loeb at SDCC '09 this entire time

8:35: Taimur and Mike discuss "To Catch a Predator"...with the Predator.

9:16: "Tiny Titans" discussion. Baby Killer Croc?! Now that's just ridiculous!

9:17: We need more quotes.

There they are, the First Meeting Minutes, artfully crafted by our Club Historian, Taimur Dar, and editied by yours truly. Check in next week for more hilariousness!