Meeting Minutes (2/23/12)

Select Here With Stuff and Stuff

NEWS:

In a good week from now, Hub’s The Aquabats television series will premiere.

On another note, there is no episode for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic this week

Looks like Select has to do something about that

MEETING MINUTES:

6:41- Moleman is a grave robber who resells the coffins he digs from the underground on the second hand market

6:56- Andrew (when Aton shows up): Oh! Speak of the Devil!

Javi: Huh, I was expecting the devil

7:04- Howard the Duck may have duck gentiles

7:05- the unread Dr. Seuss adult themed book would include “Threesomes, Foursomes, and Moresomes”

7:09- Dan wants a dog and a cat making out for a good amount of time in front of him on his birthday

7:15- We invent Kid Businessman: Christian Conservative Superhero, the perfect representation of a minority for Mr. Jerry Smith of the Avengers Academy #26’s letters page

7:34- Iron Sheik ~Good Morning Everyone, Have a Nice Day, FUCK the Ultimate Warrior

7:42- Iron Sheik loves alternative comics ~ Seth

7:47- Raisin balls and grasshopper dicks are to be appetizers for DOOMCON2012

7:52- When are we going to see the sex tape between Shaq and his short girlfriend? ~Seth

8:08- I AM THOR… McJohnson…

8:15- Hogan knows best ~Mike

8:25- The mugger who kills Uncle Ben in Spiderman may be Papa Johns

8:55- Why is Venom on the cover?

9:01- Jigsaw from the Saw series + The Mummy from the Mummy series = Yami Yugi from Yugioh

9:27- “We Can Do Anything By Working With Each Other…”

9:37- Dan will record Select’s voice saying “YAY” and “awww… “ for future meetings once Select gets hit by a bus next week. Wait

9:52- Seth’s favorite show is “How I Meet Your Mother”

9:58- Is Dog Hell actually Cat Heaven?

10:02- In a knockoff amusement park, there would be an Iron Sheik 3d Ride where Iron Sheik would do nothing but berate you the entire ride

10:17- Mary Jane was stalked by a creeper two weeks ago (from Scooby Doo)

10:19- Mary Jane of our universe is the Mary Jane Watson counterpart for the Marvel Universe

10:34- You have a Goblin Baby! ~Green Goblin to Flash Thompson

Meeting Minutes (2/18/12)

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... I got nothing

MEETING MINUTES

6:57- Skeletor was born when a wizard motor-boated into Power Girl’s cleavage

Totally worth it

7:02- Dan: “Are you still talking about boobies?”

7:08- Dan muses about ASSLAN. The Chronicles of Narnia: the Lion, the Bitch and the Whoredrobe

7:10- Frank Miller is the Ultimate Warrior and vice versa. Lightning strikes Frank when he yells “Destrucity” and becomes the Ultimate Warrior

7:13- I see you’ve been reading my internet history ~Javier. Yes, that’s why I have no eyes ~Dan

7:30- Iran has a squadron of female ninjas apparently

7:39- Select: (to Mike) Do what Courtney failed to do, DRAW IS A COVER!

7:51- RMonnie, He’s Barracking this house

8:01- Mike wrote “Samurai Lincoln” way before the conception of “Vampire Hunter Abraham Lincoln” therefore he was ripped off

8:03- Select eventually wants to ruin another Jane Austen classic by writing “Emma and Chuthulu”

8:16- Rosie O Donald said that she would not have sex with a little person because it’d be child abuse

8:20- ALF-Fred. (he eats Catwoman’s cats when Batman isn’t around)

9:02- If Phil was an anime, it would be Javier ~Dan

9:42- Baby Rorschach decided to visit

9:55- That’s America’s Dylan Dog, That’s Racist Against Americans!

10:07- Gwen Stacy really died from a Donkey Punch

Well, that’s that.
Select

Meeting Minutes (2/9/12)

Select here with another set of CBL meeting minutes

As a side note, here’s a shout out to Scout who provided the free food for this meeting: some Bareburger fries and dip that was shared amongst the members. Thanks a bunch! :D

NEWS:

For the Publication, our early deadline is set so far by our fearless leader Mike to be on the APRIL 19^th. If things go awry however we will then set the late deadline for APRIL 26^th. Even with this, you all should try to do your best to have stuff in by the former date.

MEETING MINUTES:

5:58- “My Sandwich got bent; how’d this happen?” ~Mike

6:17- Spiderman gambles the life of his only living relative on Twinkies http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess/spidman8.htm

6:20- In the Amazing Spiderman animated series, everyone in New York City’s a hunk: Doc Oc’s a hunk, Vulture’s a hunk ~Dan (roughly)

6:34- Keep his belt so he looks like a stripper leprechaun ~Dan (roughly) on Roddy Piper

6:36- I wish I had two grandpas ~Select

7:01- Scarlett Johansson as the Scarlett Witch (instead of Black Widow for the Avengers movie)

7:08- the following memes are hereby banned within meetings by Dan until further notice: Googas, druid chants, “Hey Woody,” (and some others I forgot)

7:20- Michael has to dress his Roddy Piper

7:23- We should make a “Men of CBL” pinup calendar ~Javier

7:31- Kitty Pryde is being Brood (we’re reading a porno basically)

7:36- Seth turns meeting into the CBL porno spoof

7:42- We have to steal the Declaration of Independence

7:57- Mike wants to make a trading card of Art Speilman’s father and call him “Farty Artie”

8:05- Doomcon is currently set for April 5^th. Mark that on your calendars and get your action figures ready

8:13- Seth riffed “Mystery Science Theater 3000” style to the Adventures of Tintin in theaters

8:18- According to Javier, the Topcat movie is the most accurate cartoon to film adaptation he knows

8:19- Topcat is Mexico’s Spirited Away ~Javier

8:30- So wait, the Batwoman can use magic? ~Select

8:37- I feel like Tintin would write for the New York Times… magazine ~Mike

9:07- Hunter S. Thompson is the American Tintin (and his lawyers would be Haddock) ~Mike

9:25- “My Dinner with the New Avengers” coming soon…

...that's all I got.

~Select

Meeting Minutes FIRST SPRING (2/2/12)

Select here with the First Meeting Minutes of the Spring!

But first, here is some news or whatever:

NEWS

…I got nothing. Ummm…

We are planning a future action figure extravaganza. It’ll be DOOMCON2012, featuring our Latverian master Dr. Doom as our highest guest of honor. We will be having a Reed Richards roast with all your favorite Doombots! More details to come in the future.

MEETING MINUTES

7:10- we charge at the pizza like Moms on Black Friday

7:21- There’s enough time to complain about the Phantom Menace AFTER Introductions ~Mike

7:27- The best kind of insanity comes from making CBL comics (roughly paraphrased from Mike)

7:41- ALF!

7:45- We discuss the production of McCarBeth, again

7:54- Andrew Scott: I thought Seth was Jeff for the longest time

8:04- Every time you hide an issue of the Plague, an angel gets his wings ~Dan

8:17- In the Planet of the Apes (2001), the Charleston Hesston Ape was the ONLY ONE to have a gun. The ONLY gun left in existence.

8:37- Melodie draws a Chuthulu pony. Best day ever

8:47- Why is Cyclops saying “Chicken and Waffles?” ~Seth

9:03- Mary Jane decided to swing by

Ummm… At this point some people took my notebook away from me and decided to take matters into their own hands. I don’t know what happened between that time nor what was between said group, but when I finally got my notebook back this stuff was on it:

Must be some kind of pagan ritual art.

Anyway, it’s been fun. I hope to see all you cool cats back in future meetings

~Select