Meeting Minutes 10/18

Better late than never League-arinos, its the meeting minutes! FORWARD INTO THE PAST!

7:00: We go over our spoils from New York Comic Con. I bought a bunch of discount trade paperbacks, Dan only bought obscure Jack Kirby creations, and someone bought some erotic spy comic that was in no way erotic. More on that later. 

The Comic Book League's Final Form

7:05: An old romance comic cover shows a shark falling in love with a submarine. The cover does not reflect the contents of the book.

7:09: A suited Eiton appears. 

7:12: The thief in this erotic spy comic must have stolen all the guts out of these women. Its the only logical explanation for why they are drawn so impossibly skinny.

7:16: Avengers 2: The Avengers sneak into Kang's Connecticut bungalo. Cap, Black Widow, and Hawkeye become trapped in the master bedroom closet while Kang has an extended affair with another man. Cap does not approve. Meanwhile, the Hulk and Iron Man hang out in the backyard by the pool. Rated PG-13

7:24: Javier would like more boobs in his classic movie musical.

7:29: Hostess Fruit Pies!

7:35: Dan struggles with the official business

7:42: Are we still talking about this?

7:51: The meeting gets back on track with our new reality tv program, Adele in a Deli.

7:56: If you want to know what was said at this time, talk to me after class. I can't say in mixed company.

8:09: Wolverine with Iphone hands?

8:17: Did the Goonies actually ever want to see the Truffle Shuffle?

8:30: Neil GAY-MAN AM I RIGHT?

8:32: All X-Men comics can be summed up with the phrase "Remy, ah cahnt touch you!"

8:37: The mere mention of the old Batman villan Doctor Doom causes me to do a spit take. 

9:00: Most of the rest of this meeting is a discussion of what Pokemon we would willingly have sex with. Raelle, who was on a bus and had to be contacted via phone, refused to play along. Shame on her. 

9:15: I don't care what anyone says, the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is great.

9:30: Me and Dan get into a lovers spat that threatens to tear the club apart. 

And with that, I returned home to burn all the love notes Dan ever wrote me. See ya next time, same CBL-time, same CBL-channel!

Meeting Minutes 9/27/12

Incoming transmission League-arinos!

This is Judge Seth with the Meeting Minutes from our last gathering. Forward...INTO THE PAST! 

7:04- Attendance was on the smaller side at the start of this meeting, presumably due to Dan railing against Garfield in his email. Who knew there were so many Heathcliff fans?

7:08- During his tenure with the Harvard Lampoon, Conan O'Brien stole Burt Ward's Robin costume.

7:20- What DID happen to Jon Arbuckle's roommate? 

Lyman: Wanted Dead or Alive

7:28- The Feminist Society wants to have a meeting with us.

7:30- Javier is the worst. Can't argue with that.

7:32- The Crow killed The Cat in the Hat

7:37- Harry Potter would be much better if he was a 1950's greaser

7:42- Imagine in your mind all of the Weasley's from Harry Potter. Now imagine that they were all carrying firearms. 

7:45- Coming this year to CBL Presents: GUN WIZARDS

Drawn by Kaishu Mennella

7:49- Harry Potter IS JFK

7:53- Select loves Dredd 3D. After a secretive fact finding mission, the rest of us agree. GO SEE DREDD 3D

8:04- Christopher Walken was the bad guy in the hit feature film The Country Bears

8:11- If Hershey Park forced you to put your favorite candy on your staff id a la Dan's Universal Studio tag, Raelle would put Jolly Ranchers on it. I know, right? Reese's are the way to go.

8:16- Why did Robin ever put up with those short shorts?

8:21- Underneath Javier's beard is a tiny Art Garfunkel

8:26- Remember that scene in the Lorax where the Lorax takes off all of those people's limbs?

8:29 REPAIRMANMANMANMANMANMAN

8:33- The second Spongebob Squarepants movie is simply an animated remake of the The Master

8:34- The Creeper from Scooby Doo is actually a scientologist.

8:38- Randy Newman has written a theme song for every Pixar movie, not just Toy Story. They have never been released to the public, for good reason. 

8:43- According to the Three Caballeros, Donald Duck is an adopted latino

8:50- Remember that weird room in the middle of the temple from "Legends of the Hidden Temple" where a kid just had to sit in a chair?

9:00- "Cars 2/Cars 2/Does whatever/Cars do."-Randy Newman

9:08- We're all Hobgoblins! 

9:15- Miles Morales died on his way back to his home planet

9:21- We've got like, 5 years of Stan Lee AT MAX.

9:23- Class, please welcome our new student...Man-Thing

9:33- Our new Spider-Man cartoon idea: Peter Parker just wants to get to the beach, but Mary Jane comes along with another WACKY SCHEME.

9:53- The Oregon Trail of Tears

Well, thats all for this week! Long live the League, and remember! 

I AM THE LAW

  

Meeting Minute Mania! 9/13/12

Howdy Ho Leaguearinos! This is your old pal Seth with the meeting minutes of the FIRST MEETING OF THE YEAR! Follow me into a magical world of Inside Jokes and Obscure Pop Culture References! ©

7:16- The meeting opens with a jovial "Fuck the Doctor Who Club!"

7:17- Select is not a U.S. Citizen

7:21- Mary Jane HATES comic books!

7:24- PENNY PLUNDERER! PENNY PLUNDERER! PLENNY PUNDERER! 

7:34- Dan struggles to recite his immaculetly planned out presidental speech

7:40- NO JERKS ALLOWED

7:42- Arman is dangerously close to death

7:44- Marie wants to be in the minutes. Good for her.

7:45- It's simply Arman's name scribbled out with a no sign over it. I don't remember what this refered to, but I assume it was warrented.

7:48- We discuss buying Comic Con tickets. I already bought mine, so I kind of spaced out.

7:49- We all learn a lot about Mary Jane's new and improved class schedule. 

7:52: Javier- "Anyone seen a Pony Pen around here?"

7:54: I trust Raelle with the minutes. She writes "Marie is stupid." I approve.

7:58: Dan- "Boom Boom! I'm the Mega Man!"

8:00: People are drawing the Hulk nude.

8:03: Andrew makes new friends over Ultimate Marvel VS Capcom 3. I didn't have enough experience to contribute but suffice to say, the conversation lasted a long time.

8:05: Everyone loves that show about the Community College

8:10: The M. Night Shamylan film "The Last Airbender" is brought up. Javier melts.

8:13: Alf!

8:20: Max stumbles upon the secret truth of the CBL: We are trapped in a 90's nostalgia loop.

8:26: THE CIRCUS OF CRIME

8:34: Dan- "Your real name is Richie Rich. Your family had to change it to escape the Holocaust."

8:45: We have NO IDEA about the details of a rave at NYCC. We usually just go home and cry afterwards.

8:50: We are going as the Magic School Bus to Comic Con!

9:05: Someone needs to light this Marijuana farm on fire

9:18: Ghana has a king? News to me. 

At this point, my terrible chain smoking related head cold became too much and I had to leave. I assume you all just discussed how much you hate me. I'M ONTO YOU. 

Long Live The League!

-Seth 

Greetings Earthlings

Greetings citizens of the New York University Comic Book League. As you may know, I am Seth Finkelstein, your new Secretary. I have finally wrested control of this monstrosity from the late Michael Cheung so that I may take my irreverent brand of insight and wonder to the masses.

Rest in Peace, Selecthumor.

I'll probably put the Meeting Minutes on here, as is custom, but perhaps reviews, news, or op-eds about fringe presidential candidates. I'm even willing to post YOUR articles and reviews. Probably not. I'm pretty lazy. This is already getting long and incoherent, so I will return you to your summer. Happy Shark in July.

Meeting Minutes (3/29/12)

Select here with whatever

NEWS:

This coming Thursday will be DOOMCON: the Roast of Doctor Doom. Bring your villainous action figures to the event as we dedicate an event to our fearless Latverian leader. Also, there will be refreshments and company there, so be sure to come anyway

Remember, Publication is due on April 26^th, so be sure to continue drawing to meet the deadline

MEETING MINUTES:

6:25- Adam West Hawkman :D

6:34- Tito from Rocket Power ~ I once had a family, THEY’RE DEAD!

6:35- If you could only eat one kind of food- (BUBBLE TEA) ~two random people sitting behind Select

6:44- Seth! We’re all the Animalman!

6:48- Krang’s favorite phrase: “Home is where you hang your hat.”

6:56- Marvel now presenting: the Fartastic Four

7:10- We cheered for Javier for his contribution to DOOMCON

7:28- Roald Dahl’s To Kill a Mockingbird would be much, much different…

7:29- The Lorax rhymes with Mockingbird (based on Andrew Scott)

7:37- We get free condoms

7:44- Melodie emotionally scarred Select and Seth for life

7:53- Mel and Seth throws condoms around

7:55- Hey! It’s a mitten! ~ Dan

7:56- MUST INVESTIGATE FURTHER ~Select, Ok… ~Andrew Scott

8:08- Zen will mate with a cow at DOOMCON

8:28- number 9… number 9…

8:42- Fat people love to eat, right Mike? ~ Seth

8:51- Doc Oc with only 6 arms would be Senor Squid

9:29- Whatever it is, put it down ~ Arnold S.

10:27- Taft was the first concept of MODOK, as a young Stan Lee saw him stuck in the Presidential tub and thought to himself how miserable it would be for a fat man to be stuck in a metal thing

And… Yeah.

Select

Meeting Minutes (3/22/12) - Democracy Day

Select here with the meeting minutes and all that

NEWS:

Publication is due in five weeks (April 26^th or perhaps the earlier deadline of April 19^th though no one will meet that)

For the action figure party (DOOMCON), we need a Moleman and a Scream action figures. We also need a Diorama and 2 action figure sized tables. (These are just notes of noting. If you wish to help e-mail President Mike) This’ll be in a few weeks, so prepare your most heinous villains for an upcoming party: the Roast of Doctor Doom!

We have also voted for our future representatives of the CBL, whether you were there or not.

Future President: Dan Costales

Future Vice President: Michael Cheung (Select)

Future Treasurer: Andrew Choi

Future Secretary: Seth Finklestein

Future Mascot: Will? Or was it Andrew Scott? I don't remember...

Everyone else: Everyone else...

I assume you all voted for me, so thank you all a bunch

MEETING MINUTES

6:16- Sailor Palin – someone tell John Calhoun! ~Dan

6:23- There are Manhattan Whale watchers all across the city who stalk our aquatic mammalian hero

6:46- Larfleeze is the Tigger of the DC Universe, he’s the only one! :D

6:51- You can Dubstep on a saxophone! :DD

6:52- Here comes the Big Lebowski! ~ Dan

7:00- Ms. Wonder Woman, you’re trying to seduce me…

7:04- You can’t do the Hobbit after Lord of the Rings (for film) ~Mel

7:10- Little known fact: Jona Hex is the lost Jonas Brother

7:17- David ~ I know Baggins is an asshole

7:26- Dan claims Liefeld proportions don’t exist UNLESS you’re on steroids

7:34- Select called Rebekkah a Hollaback Girl

7:37- Marie: (Seth) WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME LIKE THAT! 0_o

7:40- They specifically made Billy Batson in New 52 Justice League Issue 7 an asshole JUST to ruin Select’s hopes and dreams ~Seth

7:53- President Mike votes for Freddy Krueger: a vote for him is a vote for “No Child Left Behind”

7:59- Mary Jane visited or something

8:00- We view a man carry stuff with his man organ.

8:01- Please Don’t Not Come ~ Dan

8:10- Select runs against Andrew Scott for position of Vice President for next year

8:21- Eiton is a man-god, SHUT UP! ~Dan

8:22- Think not what Select can do for you, but what you can do for Select! ~SELECT WINS :D

8:30- various people have gotten haircuts or are going to get haircuts

8:31- we’re going around comparing our haircuts! ~ Umla the Scarecrow

8:32- It’s Star Wars Day! May the 4^th Be With You! (told several months before actual Star Wars day)

8:45- Spiderman was a Webmaster, because he can shoot webs

9:28- You are listening to KOBRA radio!

10:50 – Select forgets to write meeting minutes down as he is hearing a rousing tale about Guild Wars 3

Now if you will excuse me, I will continue to watch Doctor Who, starting from the First Doctor onwards.

Select

Meeting Minutes (3/15/12) - Return of the Madness

Select here with the maddening Meeting Minutes again

Due to the fact that my Spring Break has consisted of sitting at home doing nothing for most of the Break, I’ve gone mad with loneliness and therefore the voices in my head have once again returned. Seeing as “Mike” and “Dan” won’t stop pestering me about meeting minutes, I might as well satisfy them with whatever the imaginary versions of my friends are doing.

NEWS:

On the Aquabats popularity poll on the Hubworld for their show The Aquabats Super Show, MC Bat Commander is currently the most popular character on the show as of Episode 2. This is followed by Jimmy the Robot, Crash McLarson, EagleBones Falconhawk and finally Ricky Fitness. Ricky better get his own episode soon or he might lose in the popularity contest that is children’s television polls!

The weather in the San Francisco Bay Area is currently rainy followed by a chance of rain with a probability of drizzle. Or just cloudy, whichever comes first.

In Sports, children are playing in their recesses since they do not get spring breaks yet.

MEETING MINUTES:

7:00- Select finishes playing Spiral Knights when Mike pesters him to write minutes

7:05- Select misquotes Dan for the five hundredth time he is Secretary and is berated once again

7:10- “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” ~Abraham Lincoln

7:13- Houdini is a thief who stole works from Long Tack-Sam

7:16- Sir Francis Bacon, also known as his pen name William Shakespeare, is the greatest play writer of our time

7:20- Cat~ “Down with the Bourgeois!”

7:23- “We are your average ordinary, superhuman punishers of evil ROCK AND ROLL BAND!” ~Mike

7:29- Strange enough Mary Jane and Armon decided to show up

7:35- Courtney beams in from space and tells us to buy the DLC for Mass Effect 3

7:40- Phil ~ “That’s a lie! Journalism is nothing like Tin-Tin!”

7:45- Javier ~ “GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY, SELECT!”

7:50- The Leaguers won’t leave Select alone when he is dining with his family

8:00-Alan Moore’s Watchmen is about Men with Watches

8:05- Batman Year One is about Batman as a freshman in Gotham University, where the nerd Bruce Wayne keeps the campus safe from bullying frat boys

8:10- Payton never watched Pulp Fiction

8:20- WE CAN DO ANYTHING BY WORKING WITH EACH OTHER

8:25- Andrew ~ “STOP SINGING THAT SONG!”

8:30- Bob Marley ~ “Money Can’t Buy Life.”

9:00- Select is introduced to the horror fan fiction that is “The Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing.”

9:03- Seth ~ “C’mon guys, I’m the only one who brings comics every meeting. Stop trying to sacrifice me!”

9:45- David ridicules me for not including him in the minutes and constantly forgetting his name

10:01- Rorschach’s Journal: 10:01, March 15. Farted in Silk Spectre’s face with pants down. Funny. Good Joke. Night Owl horrified at my actions. Doctor Manhattan strangely intrigued by my actions. Must investigate further…

10:05- The publication will be canceled in favor of all our money being pooled to genetically create real Pokemonsters

10:10- Mike promised to leave my head if I take back the previous statement

And after that, something happened.

~Select

Meeting Minutes (3/9/12)

Select here with more meeting minutes

As I type this, it is noted that I’m taking my spring break here in California, which is strange since while it is sunny and nice back in Manhattan it’s rainy and cold here in the Bay Area. Not to mention that all my friends are currently in class and are not in their spring breaks, but whatcha gonna do?

NEWS:

The Artist Formally Known as Captain Marvel, I mean Shazam is making a comeback in the World of DC in the backups of the Justice League comics.

Those who know me know that I love the Artist Formally Known as Captain Marvel, so it can’t be that bad…

In Other News,

Select has finished Chapter 4 of Hephaestus. Not to be a advertisement grabber, but go read it. Now. I mean it.

And now, for something completely different:

A MAN WITH THREE BUTTOCKS

MEETING MINUTES:

7:16- It’s funny because you’re fat ~ Javier

7:19- Select, calm down ~ President Mike to Select on talking about Whaling Schoolgirls

7:29- Chick-Fillet is the bane of Cat.

7:30- GO STRAIGHT TO CHICK-FIL HELL!!!

7:33- Ash from Pokemon grew a year younger according to sources

7:36- Did you hear about the fat kid from Bang Bus? He’s in a porno! ~ Dan (as I continue to misquote)

7:53- Man the Antman/Manant is the foe of the Aquabats

7:56- We learn about Moyashimon from Javier, an anime about talking bacteria that apparently Javier learned so much about bacteria from.

8:04- We vote to get an Iron Sheik action figure for DOOMCON2012

8:09- Stop hitting me in the face with things! ~ Mike

8:13- READ THE DAMN MESSAGE! ~ ???

8:19- According to Dan, women aren’t people. They’re T-Rexes and lay eggs.

8:30- The Single Y Chromosome person is elephant man ~ Cat

8:35- Joni- (Javier) He really looks like Kevin Bacon!

8:47- Dubstep is in actuality the recording of Transformers masterbating. It just so happened that someone was recording it and thought it to be music.

8:47- the Cobra Winfrey Show comes after Mr. Cobra’s Neighborhood on the Cobra Network

8:55- Two and a Half Mutties would be a show about Cable, Deadpool and Hope as a sitcom

9:09- Zartan would host the Xtreme Drone Makeover show on the Cobra Network

9:29- Mike wins the meeting: What about the Windshield Vipers?

9:30- Monty Python Patrol’s Flying Circus would air on the late nights for the Cobra Network

9:38- WE CAN DO ANYTHING BY WORKING WITH EACH OTHER

10:29- Select was shot down on a sing-a-long for the Pokemon theme song by Andrew

10:41- On the Peewee Herman mask, Select: That looks like a rapist mask…

Well, enough of that. See you all next time.

~Select

Red Hulk Donkey Punches Colossus

Wow, haven't posted anything here in a LONG LONG TIME

From Avengers vs. X-Men #2 teaser

Wish I could take credit for creating this GIF but it was too perfect not to share

Meeting Minutes (3/2/12)

Select here with meeting minutes as late as the updates on VG Cats

NEWS:

There is no such thing as Spring Break. It’s a lie, an urban legend: like the Easter Bunny, Chocolate Jesus, and American Universal Healthcare.

Also, the Aquabats Super Show was a most excellent hit! I recommend watching it yourself.

For the Manga-people out there, the latest issue of Shonen Jump magazine is the last to be published in print in America.

That’s right, folks. That thing with the Dragon Ball Z’s and the Naruto’s and the Bleach’s and the One Piece and the scantily clad Japanese cartoons for adolescent boys got the print boot. Though this isn’t the end of Shonen Jump (as they are going digital now and one can buy the printed completed volumes once they are out), this also means that a major distribution method of manga that we grew up with is now gone with time. Here’s to Shonen Jump magazine, which I at least send it off gracefully unlike the actual editors who just say “DERP, SEE YOU ALL DITIAL!”

MEETING MINUTES:

6:53- Dan: “You’re reading this book backwards! Your argument is invalid” (reading Shonen Jump magazine, the last one there is)

7:05- Javier: “I’m going to special summon a Fetus!

7:17- the meeting minutes have been misspelled since President Mike wrote the meeting minutes ~ Andrew

7:39- Batman: Brave and the Bold Aquaman is the best Aquaman

OUTRAGEOUS

7:43- What if Aquaman’s gills IS his beard?

7:44- We take a crap on anime dubs by poorly dubbing over a manga ourselves

7:56- Einstein: E=MC SUCK ON THIS, BITCHES

7:58- Mary Jane and (NAME CENSORED HERE) show up for 7 minutes

8:05- Paula Dean is the Butteress

8:06- Now on the Hub, the Aqua-Colts

8:16- Seth is now Seth-Pool: a Seth that’s also a pile of SHIT

8:25- Black Widow has 2 guns to fight of an entire alien invasion in the avengers movie

8:27- Hulk X Hawkeye pairings are now canon

8:37- The Silver Surfer wouldn’t wear high heels ~Seth looking at a “superhero inspired fashion model”

8:42- this program has been brought to you by the letter BLUMP!

8:47- Batman fights the Falconees

9:05- turns out the stormtroopers are all Boba Fett (would’ve been Bubba Fett though)

9:25- Select finally Snaps and becomes as apolitically correct as he possibly can

9:36- FUCK the Drake! ~Team Sheikie

10:03- America’s Next Top Priority: JAVIER

10:06- Macebook = the network for the LARPING community

10:08- Yay Verily, They Can Call Me Greaser Greg ~Greaser Greg in a LARP

10:06- Garbage Pail Kids is Revenge of the Nerds on CRACK. Therefore, the Garbage Pail Kids are Chaotic Good

Well, that’s that.

~Select

Meeting Minutes (2/23/12)

Select Here With Stuff and Stuff

NEWS:

In a good week from now, Hub’s The Aquabats television series will premiere.

On another note, there is no episode for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic this week

Looks like Select has to do something about that

MEETING MINUTES:

6:41- Moleman is a grave robber who resells the coffins he digs from the underground on the second hand market

6:56- Andrew (when Aton shows up): Oh! Speak of the Devil!

Javi: Huh, I was expecting the devil

7:04- Howard the Duck may have duck gentiles

7:05- the unread Dr. Seuss adult themed book would include “Threesomes, Foursomes, and Moresomes”

7:09- Dan wants a dog and a cat making out for a good amount of time in front of him on his birthday

7:15- We invent Kid Businessman: Christian Conservative Superhero, the perfect representation of a minority for Mr. Jerry Smith of the Avengers Academy #26’s letters page

7:34- Iron Sheik ~Good Morning Everyone, Have a Nice Day, FUCK the Ultimate Warrior

7:42- Iron Sheik loves alternative comics ~ Seth

7:47- Raisin balls and grasshopper dicks are to be appetizers for DOOMCON2012

7:52- When are we going to see the sex tape between Shaq and his short girlfriend? ~Seth

8:08- I AM THOR… McJohnson…

8:15- Hogan knows best ~Mike

8:25- The mugger who kills Uncle Ben in Spiderman may be Papa Johns

8:55- Why is Venom on the cover?

9:01- Jigsaw from the Saw series + The Mummy from the Mummy series = Yami Yugi from Yugioh

9:27- “We Can Do Anything By Working With Each Other…”

9:37- Dan will record Select’s voice saying “YAY” and “awww… “ for future meetings once Select gets hit by a bus next week. Wait

9:52- Seth’s favorite show is “How I Meet Your Mother”

9:58- Is Dog Hell actually Cat Heaven?

10:02- In a knockoff amusement park, there would be an Iron Sheik 3d Ride where Iron Sheik would do nothing but berate you the entire ride

10:17- Mary Jane was stalked by a creeper two weeks ago (from Scooby Doo)

10:19- Mary Jane of our universe is the Mary Jane Watson counterpart for the Marvel Universe

10:34- You have a Goblin Baby! ~Green Goblin to Flash Thompson

Meeting Minutes (2/18/12)

Select here with more CBL meeting minutes

... I got nothing

MEETING MINUTES

6:57- Skeletor was born when a wizard motor-boated into Power Girl’s cleavage

Totally worth it

7:02- Dan: “Are you still talking about boobies?”

7:08- Dan muses about ASSLAN. The Chronicles of Narnia: the Lion, the Bitch and the Whoredrobe

7:10- Frank Miller is the Ultimate Warrior and vice versa. Lightning strikes Frank when he yells “Destrucity” and becomes the Ultimate Warrior

7:13- I see you’ve been reading my internet history ~Javier. Yes, that’s why I have no eyes ~Dan

7:30- Iran has a squadron of female ninjas apparently

7:39- Select: (to Mike) Do what Courtney failed to do, DRAW IS A COVER!

7:51- RMonnie, He’s Barracking this house

8:01- Mike wrote “Samurai Lincoln” way before the conception of “Vampire Hunter Abraham Lincoln” therefore he was ripped off

8:03- Select eventually wants to ruin another Jane Austen classic by writing “Emma and Chuthulu”

8:16- Rosie O Donald said that she would not have sex with a little person because it’d be child abuse

8:20- ALF-Fred. (he eats Catwoman’s cats when Batman isn’t around)

9:02- If Phil was an anime, it would be Javier ~Dan

9:42- Baby Rorschach decided to visit

9:55- That’s America’s Dylan Dog, That’s Racist Against Americans!

10:07- Gwen Stacy really died from a Donkey Punch

Well, that’s that.
Select

Meeting Minutes (2/9/12)

Select here with another set of CBL meeting minutes

As a side note, here’s a shout out to Scout who provided the free food for this meeting: some Bareburger fries and dip that was shared amongst the members. Thanks a bunch! :D

NEWS:

For the Publication, our early deadline is set so far by our fearless leader Mike to be on the APRIL 19^th. If things go awry however we will then set the late deadline for APRIL 26^th. Even with this, you all should try to do your best to have stuff in by the former date.

MEETING MINUTES:

5:58- “My Sandwich got bent; how’d this happen?” ~Mike

6:17- Spiderman gambles the life of his only living relative on Twinkies http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess/spidman8.htm

6:20- In the Amazing Spiderman animated series, everyone in New York City’s a hunk: Doc Oc’s a hunk, Vulture’s a hunk ~Dan (roughly)

6:34- Keep his belt so he looks like a stripper leprechaun ~Dan (roughly) on Roddy Piper

6:36- I wish I had two grandpas ~Select

7:01- Scarlett Johansson as the Scarlett Witch (instead of Black Widow for the Avengers movie)

7:08- the following memes are hereby banned within meetings by Dan until further notice: Googas, druid chants, “Hey Woody,” (and some others I forgot)

7:20- Michael has to dress his Roddy Piper

7:23- We should make a “Men of CBL” pinup calendar ~Javier

7:31- Kitty Pryde is being Brood (we’re reading a porno basically)

7:36- Seth turns meeting into the CBL porno spoof

7:42- We have to steal the Declaration of Independence

7:57- Mike wants to make a trading card of Art Speilman’s father and call him “Farty Artie”

8:05- Doomcon is currently set for April 5^th. Mark that on your calendars and get your action figures ready

8:13- Seth riffed “Mystery Science Theater 3000” style to the Adventures of Tintin in theaters

8:18- According to Javier, the Topcat movie is the most accurate cartoon to film adaptation he knows

8:19- Topcat is Mexico’s Spirited Away ~Javier

8:30- So wait, the Batwoman can use magic? ~Select

8:37- I feel like Tintin would write for the New York Times… magazine ~Mike

9:07- Hunter S. Thompson is the American Tintin (and his lawyers would be Haddock) ~Mike

9:25- “My Dinner with the New Avengers” coming soon…

...that's all I got.

~Select

Meeting Minutes FIRST SPRING (2/2/12)

Select here with the First Meeting Minutes of the Spring!

But first, here is some news or whatever:

NEWS

…I got nothing. Ummm…

We are planning a future action figure extravaganza. It’ll be DOOMCON2012, featuring our Latverian master Dr. Doom as our highest guest of honor. We will be having a Reed Richards roast with all your favorite Doombots! More details to come in the future.

MEETING MINUTES

7:10- we charge at the pizza like Moms on Black Friday

7:21- There’s enough time to complain about the Phantom Menace AFTER Introductions ~Mike

7:27- The best kind of insanity comes from making CBL comics (roughly paraphrased from Mike)

7:41- ALF!

7:45- We discuss the production of McCarBeth, again

7:54- Andrew Scott: I thought Seth was Jeff for the longest time

8:04- Every time you hide an issue of the Plague, an angel gets his wings ~Dan

8:17- In the Planet of the Apes (2001), the Charleston Hesston Ape was the ONLY ONE to have a gun. The ONLY gun left in existence.

8:37- Melodie draws a Chuthulu pony. Best day ever

8:47- Why is Cyclops saying “Chicken and Waffles?” ~Seth

9:03- Mary Jane decided to swing by

Ummm… At this point some people took my notebook away from me and decided to take matters into their own hands. I don’t know what happened between that time nor what was between said group, but when I finally got my notebook back this stuff was on it:

Must be some kind of pagan ritual art.

Anyway, it’s been fun. I hope to see all you cool cats back in future meetings

~Select

Fall 2011 Publication: Attack of the Manhattan Whale!

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The Fall 2011 Publication has been out for a week, so go pick up your copy at Kimmel 7th Floor if you can.

IN OTHER NEWS,

We'll be at the Spring 2012 Club Fest this coming Tuesday. Feel free to stop by to give your support and pick up your copy of the publication there as well. In addition, if you feel like volunteering some time to maintaining the table at said club fest, send President Mike an e-mail or find him on Facebook. Incidentally, you can tell us whether you can help on our Facebook group page as well.

Our official meetings shall begin this coming Thursday at 7 PM Kimmel 7th Floor. Hope to see you all there!

~Select

Meeting Minutes (12/15/11) LAST MEETING OF THE FALL SEMESTER

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Sorry it took so long for me to get back on the internet and update the last of the meeting minutes. While I did spend the first week after the last meeting of the Fall semester working on finals, I had some things to do at home.

I turned this:

Into THIS:

And all in a span of ten collective days, working from ten to six with my dad.

But enough of me, let's get the last of the meeting minutes up and running:

MEETING MINUTES:

7:00- You should play piano (they yelled at me) but I had ADD ~Dan

7:09- Samuel L Jackson is Javi's shrink

7:12- speaking of Boners, Santa has a holiday Log ~Javi

7:14-

7:18- Seth wants Superman's head hanging over his fireplace

7:23- Mary Jane was run over by a bike

7:28- Kryptonians hatch from eggs apparently

7:32- Gotham City is the Jersey Shore of the DC universe

7:35- Considering NYU is "Empire State University" in the Marvel universe, would Peter Parker come to the Comic Book Leauge meetings?

7:43- DOOMCON2011 ~Leading Panel: How to Defeat Reed Richards. ~Guest Stars: Luke Cage, MODOK, and Doctor Doom Himself

7:52- Can we have a moment of silence for the Jaws and Back to the Future ride in Universal Studios?

7:58- The kid from Ape Escape should go get the people from Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2

8:06- Disney has an Ellen ride

8:20- the Squirtle Squad arrested by Officer Jenny for being an organized crime syndicate

8:25- We talk about creating Pokemon in real life with the magic of genetics

8:47- Are we collecting pound puppies? ~Dan

8:52- The Omnipotous God being the Lorax is now Danny Devito

9:38- We recall the Legend of the Hidden Temple

9:56- looks like the Hunter became the Huntress...

10:21- let's just smith some Dwarven Axes ~Andrew

10:24- Comic Book League presents "Gorilla Head Cheese"

10:26- Dog Dick, He's a dog and he's a detective

10:33-

10:35- Next CBL we're recording a Satanic Album for the holidays

10:44- Our Top Priority for the next session: dress as Fantasm inspired Druids and go to the Bobst Library late at night, surround people and make creepy pagan chants to scare the crap out of them. What we need; elk horns, Renassiance doctor masks, robes and elevator shoes

WELL, that's the end of that. I hope to see all you cool cats in the next semester.

~Select