Meeting Minutes (3/15/12) - Return of the Madness

Select here with the maddening Meeting Minutes again

Due to the fact that my Spring Break has consisted of sitting at home doing nothing for most of the Break, I’ve gone mad with loneliness and therefore the voices in my head have once again returned. Seeing as “Mike” and “Dan” won’t stop pestering me about meeting minutes, I might as well satisfy them with whatever the imaginary versions of my friends are doing.

NEWS:

On the Aquabats popularity poll on the Hubworld for their show The Aquabats Super Show, MC Bat Commander is currently the most popular character on the show as of Episode 2. This is followed by Jimmy the Robot, Crash McLarson, EagleBones Falconhawk and finally Ricky Fitness. Ricky better get his own episode soon or he might lose in the popularity contest that is children’s television polls!

The weather in the San Francisco Bay Area is currently rainy followed by a chance of rain with a probability of drizzle. Or just cloudy, whichever comes first.

In Sports, children are playing in their recesses since they do not get spring breaks yet.

MEETING MINUTES:

7:00- Select finishes playing Spiral Knights when Mike pesters him to write minutes

7:05- Select misquotes Dan for the five hundredth time he is Secretary and is berated once again

7:10- “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” ~Abraham Lincoln

7:13- Houdini is a thief who stole works from Long Tack-Sam

7:16- Sir Francis Bacon, also known as his pen name William Shakespeare, is the greatest play writer of our time

7:20- Cat~ “Down with the Bourgeois!”

7:23- “We are your average ordinary, superhuman punishers of evil ROCK AND ROLL BAND!” ~Mike

7:29- Strange enough Mary Jane and Armon decided to show up

7:35- Courtney beams in from space and tells us to buy the DLC for Mass Effect 3

7:40- Phil ~ “That’s a lie! Journalism is nothing like Tin-Tin!”

7:45- Javier ~ “GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY, SELECT!”

7:50- The Leaguers won’t leave Select alone when he is dining with his family

8:00-Alan Moore’s Watchmen is about Men with Watches

8:05- Batman Year One is about Batman as a freshman in Gotham University, where the nerd Bruce Wayne keeps the campus safe from bullying frat boys

8:10- Payton never watched Pulp Fiction

8:20- WE CAN DO ANYTHING BY WORKING WITH EACH OTHER

8:25- Andrew ~ “STOP SINGING THAT SONG!”

8:30- Bob Marley ~ “Money Can’t Buy Life.”

9:00- Select is introduced to the horror fan fiction that is “The Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing.”

9:03- Seth ~ “C’mon guys, I’m the only one who brings comics every meeting. Stop trying to sacrifice me!”

9:45- David ridicules me for not including him in the minutes and constantly forgetting his name

10:01- Rorschach’s Journal: 10:01, March 15. Farted in Silk Spectre’s face with pants down. Funny. Good Joke. Night Owl horrified at my actions. Doctor Manhattan strangely intrigued by my actions. Must investigate further…

10:05- The publication will be canceled in favor of all our money being pooled to genetically create real Pokemonsters

10:10- Mike promised to leave my head if I take back the previous statement

And after that, something happened.

~Select

Meeting Minutes (3/9/12)

Select here with more meeting minutes

As I type this, it is noted that I’m taking my spring break here in California, which is strange since while it is sunny and nice back in Manhattan it’s rainy and cold here in the Bay Area. Not to mention that all my friends are currently in class and are not in their spring breaks, but whatcha gonna do?

NEWS:

The Artist Formally Known as Captain Marvel, I mean Shazam is making a comeback in the World of DC in the backups of the Justice League comics.

Those who know me know that I love the Artist Formally Known as Captain Marvel, so it can’t be that bad…

In Other News,

Select has finished Chapter 4 of Hephaestus. Not to be a advertisement grabber, but go read it. Now. I mean it.

And now, for something completely different:

A MAN WITH THREE BUTTOCKS

MEETING MINUTES:

7:16- It’s funny because you’re fat ~ Javier

7:19- Select, calm down ~ President Mike to Select on talking about Whaling Schoolgirls

7:29- Chick-Fillet is the bane of Cat.

7:30- GO STRAIGHT TO CHICK-FIL HELL!!!

7:33- Ash from Pokemon grew a year younger according to sources

7:36- Did you hear about the fat kid from Bang Bus? He’s in a porno! ~ Dan (as I continue to misquote)

7:53- Man the Antman/Manant is the foe of the Aquabats

7:56- We learn about Moyashimon from Javier, an anime about talking bacteria that apparently Javier learned so much about bacteria from.

8:04- We vote to get an Iron Sheik action figure for DOOMCON2012

8:09- Stop hitting me in the face with things! ~ Mike

8:13- READ THE DAMN MESSAGE! ~ ???

8:19- According to Dan, women aren’t people. They’re T-Rexes and lay eggs.

8:30- The Single Y Chromosome person is elephant man ~ Cat

8:35- Joni- (Javier) He really looks like Kevin Bacon!

8:47- Dubstep is in actuality the recording of Transformers masterbating. It just so happened that someone was recording it and thought it to be music.

8:47- the Cobra Winfrey Show comes after Mr. Cobra’s Neighborhood on the Cobra Network

8:55- Two and a Half Mutties would be a show about Cable, Deadpool and Hope as a sitcom

9:09- Zartan would host the Xtreme Drone Makeover show on the Cobra Network

9:29- Mike wins the meeting: What about the Windshield Vipers?

9:30- Monty Python Patrol’s Flying Circus would air on the late nights for the Cobra Network

9:38- WE CAN DO ANYTHING BY WORKING WITH EACH OTHER

10:29- Select was shot down on a sing-a-long for the Pokemon theme song by Andrew

10:41- On the Peewee Herman mask, Select: That looks like a rapist mask…

Well, enough of that. See you all next time.

~Select

Red Hulk Donkey Punches Colossus

Wow, haven't posted anything here in a LONG LONG TIME

From Avengers vs. X-Men #2 teaser

Wish I could take credit for creating this GIF but it was too perfect not to share

Meeting Minutes (3/2/12)

Select here with meeting minutes as late as the updates on VG Cats

NEWS:

There is no such thing as Spring Break. It’s a lie, an urban legend: like the Easter Bunny, Chocolate Jesus, and American Universal Healthcare.

Also, the Aquabats Super Show was a most excellent hit! I recommend watching it yourself.

For the Manga-people out there, the latest issue of Shonen Jump magazine is the last to be published in print in America.

That’s right, folks. That thing with the Dragon Ball Z’s and the Naruto’s and the Bleach’s and the One Piece and the scantily clad Japanese cartoons for adolescent boys got the print boot. Though this isn’t the end of Shonen Jump (as they are going digital now and one can buy the printed completed volumes once they are out), this also means that a major distribution method of manga that we grew up with is now gone with time. Here’s to Shonen Jump magazine, which I at least send it off gracefully unlike the actual editors who just say “DERP, SEE YOU ALL DITIAL!”

MEETING MINUTES:

6:53- Dan: “You’re reading this book backwards! Your argument is invalid” (reading Shonen Jump magazine, the last one there is)

7:05- Javier: “I’m going to special summon a Fetus!

7:17- the meeting minutes have been misspelled since President Mike wrote the meeting minutes ~ Andrew

7:39- Batman: Brave and the Bold Aquaman is the best Aquaman

OUTRAGEOUS

7:43- What if Aquaman’s gills IS his beard?

7:44- We take a crap on anime dubs by poorly dubbing over a manga ourselves

7:56- Einstein: E=MC SUCK ON THIS, BITCHES

7:58- Mary Jane and (NAME CENSORED HERE) show up for 7 minutes

8:05- Paula Dean is the Butteress

8:06- Now on the Hub, the Aqua-Colts

8:16- Seth is now Seth-Pool: a Seth that’s also a pile of SHIT

8:25- Black Widow has 2 guns to fight of an entire alien invasion in the avengers movie

8:27- Hulk X Hawkeye pairings are now canon

8:37- The Silver Surfer wouldn’t wear high heels ~Seth looking at a “superhero inspired fashion model”

8:42- this program has been brought to you by the letter BLUMP!

8:47- Batman fights the Falconees

9:05- turns out the stormtroopers are all Boba Fett (would’ve been Bubba Fett though)

9:25- Select finally Snaps and becomes as apolitically correct as he possibly can

9:36- FUCK the Drake! ~Team Sheikie

10:03- America’s Next Top Priority: JAVIER

10:06- Macebook = the network for the LARPING community

10:08- Yay Verily, They Can Call Me Greaser Greg ~Greaser Greg in a LARP

10:06- Garbage Pail Kids is Revenge of the Nerds on CRACK. Therefore, the Garbage Pail Kids are Chaotic Good

Well, that’s that.

~Select

Meeting Minutes (2/23/12)

Select Here With Stuff and Stuff

NEWS:

In a good week from now, Hub’s The Aquabats television series will premiere.

On another note, there is no episode for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic this week

Looks like Select has to do something about that

MEETING MINUTES:

6:41- Moleman is a grave robber who resells the coffins he digs from the underground on the second hand market

6:56- Andrew (when Aton shows up): Oh! Speak of the Devil!

Javi: Huh, I was expecting the devil

7:04- Howard the Duck may have duck gentiles

7:05- the unread Dr. Seuss adult themed book would include “Threesomes, Foursomes, and Moresomes”

7:09- Dan wants a dog and a cat making out for a good amount of time in front of him on his birthday

7:15- We invent Kid Businessman: Christian Conservative Superhero, the perfect representation of a minority for Mr. Jerry Smith of the Avengers Academy #26’s letters page

7:34- Iron Sheik ~Good Morning Everyone, Have a Nice Day, FUCK the Ultimate Warrior

7:42- Iron Sheik loves alternative comics ~ Seth

7:47- Raisin balls and grasshopper dicks are to be appetizers for DOOMCON2012

7:52- When are we going to see the sex tape between Shaq and his short girlfriend? ~Seth

8:08- I AM THOR… McJohnson…

8:15- Hogan knows best ~Mike

8:25- The mugger who kills Uncle Ben in Spiderman may be Papa Johns

8:55- Why is Venom on the cover?

9:01- Jigsaw from the Saw series + The Mummy from the Mummy series = Yami Yugi from Yugioh

9:27- “We Can Do Anything By Working With Each Other…”

9:37- Dan will record Select’s voice saying “YAY” and “awww… “ for future meetings once Select gets hit by a bus next week. Wait

9:52- Seth’s favorite show is “How I Meet Your Mother”

9:58- Is Dog Hell actually Cat Heaven?

10:02- In a knockoff amusement park, there would be an Iron Sheik 3d Ride where Iron Sheik would do nothing but berate you the entire ride

10:17- Mary Jane was stalked by a creeper two weeks ago (from Scooby Doo)

10:19- Mary Jane of our universe is the Mary Jane Watson counterpart for the Marvel Universe

10:34- You have a Goblin Baby! ~Green Goblin to Flash Thompson

Meeting Minutes (2/18/12)

Select here with more CBL meeting minutes

... I got nothing

MEETING MINUTES

6:57- Skeletor was born when a wizard motor-boated into Power Girl’s cleavage

Totally worth it

7:02- Dan: “Are you still talking about boobies?”

7:08- Dan muses about ASSLAN. The Chronicles of Narnia: the Lion, the Bitch and the Whoredrobe

7:10- Frank Miller is the Ultimate Warrior and vice versa. Lightning strikes Frank when he yells “Destrucity” and becomes the Ultimate Warrior

7:13- I see you’ve been reading my internet history ~Javier. Yes, that’s why I have no eyes ~Dan

7:30- Iran has a squadron of female ninjas apparently

7:39- Select: (to Mike) Do what Courtney failed to do, DRAW IS A COVER!

7:51- RMonnie, He’s Barracking this house

8:01- Mike wrote “Samurai Lincoln” way before the conception of “Vampire Hunter Abraham Lincoln” therefore he was ripped off

8:03- Select eventually wants to ruin another Jane Austen classic by writing “Emma and Chuthulu”

8:16- Rosie O Donald said that she would not have sex with a little person because it’d be child abuse

8:20- ALF-Fred. (he eats Catwoman’s cats when Batman isn’t around)

9:02- If Phil was an anime, it would be Javier ~Dan

9:42- Baby Rorschach decided to visit

9:55- That’s America’s Dylan Dog, That’s Racist Against Americans!

10:07- Gwen Stacy really died from a Donkey Punch

Well, that’s that.
Select

Meeting Minutes (2/9/12)

Select here with another set of CBL meeting minutes

As a side note, here’s a shout out to Scout who provided the free food for this meeting: some Bareburger fries and dip that was shared amongst the members. Thanks a bunch! :D

NEWS:

For the Publication, our early deadline is set so far by our fearless leader Mike to be on the APRIL 19^th. If things go awry however we will then set the late deadline for APRIL 26^th. Even with this, you all should try to do your best to have stuff in by the former date.

MEETING MINUTES:

5:58- “My Sandwich got bent; how’d this happen?” ~Mike

6:17- Spiderman gambles the life of his only living relative on Twinkies http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess/spidman8.htm

6:20- In the Amazing Spiderman animated series, everyone in New York City’s a hunk: Doc Oc’s a hunk, Vulture’s a hunk ~Dan (roughly)

6:34- Keep his belt so he looks like a stripper leprechaun ~Dan (roughly) on Roddy Piper

6:36- I wish I had two grandpas ~Select

7:01- Scarlett Johansson as the Scarlett Witch (instead of Black Widow for the Avengers movie)

7:08- the following memes are hereby banned within meetings by Dan until further notice: Googas, druid chants, “Hey Woody,” (and some others I forgot)

7:20- Michael has to dress his Roddy Piper

7:23- We should make a “Men of CBL” pinup calendar ~Javier

7:31- Kitty Pryde is being Brood (we’re reading a porno basically)

7:36- Seth turns meeting into the CBL porno spoof

7:42- We have to steal the Declaration of Independence

7:57- Mike wants to make a trading card of Art Speilman’s father and call him “Farty Artie”

8:05- Doomcon is currently set for April 5^th. Mark that on your calendars and get your action figures ready

8:13- Seth riffed “Mystery Science Theater 3000” style to the Adventures of Tintin in theaters

8:18- According to Javier, the Topcat movie is the most accurate cartoon to film adaptation he knows

8:19- Topcat is Mexico’s Spirited Away ~Javier

8:30- So wait, the Batwoman can use magic? ~Select

8:37- I feel like Tintin would write for the New York Times… magazine ~Mike

9:07- Hunter S. Thompson is the American Tintin (and his lawyers would be Haddock) ~Mike

9:25- “My Dinner with the New Avengers” coming soon…

...that's all I got.

~Select