Meeting Minutes 4/4/13

So technically this is a week late-let's just go with that I was sucked into a wormhole and then completely forgot I was supposed to do the minutes. Sure. That works.

7:22: So I’m late. I couldn’t find my socks. This proved to be problematic, as I started getting ready at like 6:45

7:22: Select has had every position in the club.

7:23: We plan the wedding of Electro and Mysterio-Damian’s the ring barrier.

7:24: The Wayne Foundation supports gay rights.


Not pictured: Kate Kane

7:25: There are way too many Monster High dolls.

7:25: If I bring the Mexican one, Javier will read her part in a terrible Mexican accent.

This is Javier now.

7:26: Today is Dinosaur education day.

7:26: Middle Long Island is a piece of shit.

And furthermore: fuck Long Island.

7:27: Javier is actually a hard core creationist.

7:27: Despite his T-Rex couture outfit.

7:31: Mike Coppola left everything in his will to Franklin Delano Roosevelt, in hopes of helping him defeat the reds.

7:32: She’s a dragon so she’s obviously chinese.

OBVIOUSLY

7:32: Select confirms that all Chinese people are also dragons.

7:34: Seth forgot all about the war of the Asians vs the Burritos.

7:34: Javier’s grandfather lived 10 years in a Chipotle internment camp.

7:34: What does Shaquil O’ Neal have to grapple to? He can literally reach everything while standing.

7:35: Why doesn’t Seth just run for president?

7:36: We literally never left square one.

7:36: Seth with be giving Select the traditional editor’s under the table hand job.

7:37: Seth, dressed as Spiderman, prepares to conquer Select’s penis.

7:39: Chimpanzee Girl is not a Monster High doll.

Their loss.

7:39: Andrew Scott ruined everything.

7:41: We have a charter, apparently.

7:42: Wait are we printing tee shirts?

7:44: Seth is stealing the plot from Office Space.

7:44: Wait no, it’s Hotel for Dogs.

Same thing.

7:45: I hate smiling, laughing, and encouraging my friends. Especially the last part.

7:45: What is OrgSync?

7:47: They want you to swipe out in case you get stabbed, so that NYU is no longer responsible for your corpse.

7:47: It’s really only so much of a legal precedent.

7:49: Alcoholism: the last Iron Man villain.

7:49: Ben Kingsley was Ghandi. And now he’s the Mandarin.

Sir Ben should prepare for another Oscar this year

7:50: I will save our nation from Doctor Doom.

7:52: How many stereotypical Australians do we know?

7:52: Who played Kangaroo Jack?

This guy was in the movie, but is not a kangaroo.

7:52: Can we all remember for a moment that the Daredevil movie was a thing?

7:53: “If you get a scripts and one of the directions is: rub catnip on your face-there’s nothing you can do to save that movie!”

7:54: Catwoman would’ve been better as a porno.

7:54: Javier’s seen the Catwoman porno, and the production was much better.

A movie that’s actually enjoyable for someone. I mean, she seemed happy enough.

7:55: I’m the ultimate Mary Sue.

7:56: I literally have no other choice but to get the Vampire Girl.

7:56: And who can forget the time I encouraged Seth when he ran the 500k?

7:57: Poseidon: the first brony.

7:59: Bronies can be like, “well at least we’re not furries”-but some people double dip.

7:59: Bronies and furries are a venn diagram, basically.

8:01: And then the furries go, “well at least we’re not Otherkins.”

8:01: And then you go to the Otherkins, who say “at least we’re not fictivekins.”

8:02: Javier continues to believe that he’s Danny Phantom.

8:02: We’re getting to the darkest part of the internet.

8:03: In this specific branch (the Brony branch) we have the one guy who has sexual relationships with the tailpipes of cars.

Ladies.

8:04: The Empire State Building is firing up it’s particle beam.

8:07: We venture to the ClopClop reddit. God help us.

8:07: Reddit forced Shaquiel O’Neil to hang himself.

8:27: I literally just spent 20 minutes being forced to watch Youtube Poop.

8:27: Boggle

8:30: You can’t next me, I’m Dylan!

Close enough.

8:30: And stop trying to Wallace Wells my boyfriend!

8:33: We begin to watch baggage.

Some enternity later, I think, a bunch of people got hungry and we disbanded. I don’t really remember, I was so entranced by that episode of Baggage.

Remember kids, Gossip Squirrel might have a fuzzy tail, but the Lizard will murder you for sport.

You know you love me
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The Lizard