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7:34: I start the minutes late because nobody told me I was taking the minutes
7:34: Thanks guys
7:35: Lauren is bad and she should feel bad
7:35: The meeting consists of us just yelling instructions at each other and the freshmen
7:37: Also, the freshmen are all awesome this year. Wink!
Look! Gifs!
7:39: WE HAVE AUTHORITY
Dramatization
7:39: Possibly. It has yet to be see.
7:41: Worcester, Mass: the happiest place on earth!
Scenic
7:41: We are going to dangle our enemies over the Brooklyn Bridge.
7:43: We have no technical know how and if you’re surprised then thank you for your faith in us.
7:43: KAREN.
Pictured here
7:45: Karen is excited for the Michael Bay adaptation of teenage mutant ninja turtle.
Here for your soul
7:45: Her execution is tomorrow.
7:46: We’ve had a battleship movie. Anything is possible.
Remember when Rihanna tried to act? Neither do we!
7:46: They trademarked the Hungry Hungry Hippos Movie and the Monopoly movie. What a time to be alive.
7:48: You can’t prove that in a court of law.
7:48: RED DEAD REDEMPTION
7:49: Ezio Auditore: sexy at any age.
Knock knock, here comes my cock
7:50: Katie becomes my third progeny. The blood ceremony commences at midnight.
7:50: Unless it’s not the full moon tonight. Does anyone know when the next full moon is?
7:53: Please notice me, Kate Beaton
To senpai, with love
7:53: The real Tycho Brahe had a pet moose who he got drunk. Then it fell down the stairs and he died.
7:53: The movie actually almost redeems Scott Pilgrim. Even if he is pretty much an ass.
7:54: But isn’t that why we love him?
7:56: Lauren yells at me about my boobs.
8:09: We now have a tumblr
Thanks, David! You're a gem.
8:09: People are actually talking comics, and not obscure pop culture references. What is this?
8:11: An attractive man from a different club comes to ask for plates. His beauty will not soon be forgotten.
8:13: Cecilia and Lauren wrestle and I’m way too old for this shit.
8:14: I will separate them. I’ll do it.
8:15: I tried, and I really don’t care enough to discipline them.
8:17: The freshmen better be enjoying themselves. Or else.
8:26: Max had his foreskin privileges taken away long ago
8:26: And like clockwork, Javier now talks about echidna penis.
Censored for your delicate eyes
8:26: Every fucking year, Javier.
8:28: Ah yes my favorite character, Nipples the Enchilada.
Not pictured: Knuckle's penis
8:30: Javier begins his full tirade on animal dicks.
8:31: Snails have a vagina/penis that shoot darts.
8:32: Snails, like Marie and Mike, fight to see who will be the man in the relationship.
8:33: Eyes up here, Javier.
8:33: Javier makes everyone uncomfortable because breasts.
8:34: It’s 8:34 pm, we lasted one hour and thirty four minutes before saying that Javier breastfeeds.
Javier exclusively lactates Mountain Dew: Code Red
8:40: Javier breaks.
8:41: Powerful patriarchs are threatened by Marie’s independence.
8:41: Right in the brovaries!
8:42: Stop going on the Brony sites, Javier.
We're under new management-and you know what that means! Embezzlement for everyone!
You know you love me
Xoxo, the Lizard