Back Issues: Official Meeting Minutes

First Official Meeting of the Spring Semester (2/4/10)

7:00 -Verbally harassed by Lorie Beth Denberg for being too “rockin’”. We suspect Sci-Fi Club filed a complaint.

7:05 -”We should set her on fire” -Wendy

7:15 -”What did Courtney ever do?” asks Eitan

7:19 -”The Hulk (Ram) is a sexy man” declares Will

7:24 -“Pig Pen has the plague” -Andrew

7:25 -The Comic Book League: The Place Where…
A. friendships are made
B. we scare people away

7:36 -According to Andrew, Spanish people just don’t get Tolkien

7:39 -That lady (Lorie Beth Denberg) IS Dolores Umbridge

7:45 -Dan shocks Courtney by saying that “Inglorious Basterds” was not that good of a movie

8:04 -Will exclaims that Goku is white. Courtney counterclaims that Goku is not white.

8:10 -Chivalry is a two-way street.

8:13 -CBL Investigates: Pick-Up Lines -Taimur’s favorite, “You can call me Fred Flintstone because I can make your bed rock”
Mike: “That would only be appropriate at a Flintstones party and when does that ever happen?”
Taimur: “Michelle’s birthday party on ‘Full House’”

*Will Markel, CBL Mascot, begins taking minutes…for every minute*

8:21 -Eitan looks amazing

8:23 -Courtney should leave

8:24 -Dan needs his glasses

8:25 -Will is sexy

8:26 -Evil Carrot-Top shot me a dirty look

8:27 -Andrew likes porn

8:28 -Andrew is trying to say something cool to get into the minutes

8:30 - The CBL Players Present Great Moments in Comic Book League History: Eitan Slaps Gene. For tonight performance, the role of Eitan will be played by Eitan and the role of “Genial” Gene will be played by Will.
Gene: Hey, I’m Gene. I’m a jer--(Eitan slaps Gene)
Scene…Mascot Down!

8:31 -Mike tries to write the minutes for me. I misspelled minutes.

8:32 -I love Taimur’s shirt

8:33 -Eitan uses the “c” word

8:34 -Will liked the slap

8:35 -Missed a minute

8:37 -7 people

8:38 -Shit hole

8:45 -Eitan carries Will. Will gives Eitan a piggyback ride. Boys will be boys.

8:52 -Perfectly good pair of broken skis in the trash

9:25 -CBL marches to the tune of “Der Fuehrer’s Face”

9:31 -Big fire -we suspect Eitan’s involvement

9:45 -Dessert!

9:56 -Melodie has been with us for a while

9:57 -The Man-God is here!

10:00 -Franco, Bastard

10:15-Eitan carries Will again in a reenactment of the famous scene from “An Officer and a Gentleman” Mike and Taimur start singing, “Up Where We Belong”

10:32 -”They all got dysentery. That’s how my play ended” -Dan