Back Issues: CBL vs The Eighties

Meeting Minutes (2/25/10)

7:05 -You can see drug-dealing skeletons with the right X-Ray glasses

7:10 -Mike‘s declaration that ”You can spit and hit the back wall of St. Mark’s Comics” turns out to be the inspiration for a new hero called, Longshot. According to Andrew and Mike, Longshot’s ability is to projectile spit long distances with incredible force. He premiered as a character from the 1940’s and was a member of “The Justice Society of America” even though he was a Marvel character. Longshot was last seen in his 1990’s mini-series, which was meant to be a modern re-imagining of the character, notable for its extremely violent scenes, such as when Longshot spit into a criminal’s mouth and blew out the back of his head…it was considered a failure by many.

7:23 -List of Things Sean Connery Should Say.

7:32 -Interior Design with The Comic Book League

7:39 -”I have a mental disorder. Guess what it is!”

7:42 -”Driving Miss Daisy” from “Be Kind Rewind”

7:58 -Hans Moleman Retrospective

8:05 -Garfield Minus Garfield discussed. Topic For Debate: Nermal: Male, Female, or She-male?

8:10 -John Candy had an incredible alcoholic tolerance. He drank like a fish and smoked like a chimney.

8:16 -Will declares himself to be a “dancing machine”. “I mostly shimmy. The shimmy is my go-to move.”

8:19 -The Comic Book League, upholding their tradition of crashing parties, crashes the Junior class 1980’s themed dance.

8:34 -”Lips are bullshit” -Andrew

8:38 -”You must be from Pearl Harbor because you’re the bomb” & “Every time I hear your pants swish, I wish I was between them” are just a few sweet nothings from a anonymous love letter written to a friend of Will’s.

8:43 -”Look at what we’ve become! Tiny Toons!”

8:45 -Muppet Babies theme song sung by Mike. Labyrinth themed episode of Muppet Babies discussed. Opening lyrics of “Dance Magic Dance” also sung.

8:47 -"I found Prince” -“No --I said fingerprints” -“I don’t think so”

8:48 -Dan describes a more dramatic version of Animaniacs where the skeletal remains of the Warner Bros. and the Warner Sister, Dot, are discovered in the Warner Bros. water tower after being locked away for years. Their bodies are carried down from the tower in slow motion, while the theme from “Schindler’s List” plays; shot in black and white

8:50 -”7:00 in the morning is too early for “Singing in the Rain” and rape” -Courtney

9:02 -”I don’t think I need to take advice on how to draw Wonder Woman from a homosexual”-*artist’s name withheld*

9:05 -We just burned the 80’s