Obituaries and Thanksgiving and Muppets

Select here with some Comic Book Leauge- oh wait. It was Thanksgiving that Thursday, wasn't it... Christ.

Well, I guess I can put stuff on here or something:

OBITUARY (11/23/11)

Here's to Jeanne Sanders, who helped raise a young Select when he was but a lad before grade school. It was she who first gave him a cartoon drawing book at a young age and kick started his obsession of the medium. She was a great family friend and her friends and family shall miss her dearly.

THANKSGIVING (11/24/11)

There's no such thing as a Thanksgiving break for Select, having 3 take home exams, a 300 character oral presentation, a CBL publication, a short story of 4 pages and other things to worry about while going to Boston. Not to mention people passing away that ruins the holidays but life just likes to kick people in the testes when they're down.

Normally the CBL would be meeting together to host a reinactment of the last supper with whatever we can afford in our budget at Kimmel, but unfortunately we all have families and are obligated to see them so that plan was left out.

BLACK FRIDAY (11/25/11)

Captialism working it's best. Right after an intimate portion of the holidays where you get to see your loved ones again after a long spell of study, you immediately celebrate that by buying discounted stuff in large quantities. Oh capitalism.

Or you could've watched the Muppets movie like Select did instead. Overall, I liked the movie and felt that it deserved the prayers it received, so as to not go into spoilers I shall not dive deeper. Some gripes exist in it though like how Fozzie's voice sound off several times in the movie and such, but overall the movie was fantastic. Definitely earns Select's thumbs up if you want to go and see it

"He spent his Black Friday watching THAT movie?"

"Probably meant the entire mall was sold out by the time he got there"

Anyway, Select out

Meeting Minutes (11/17/11)

Select here with Meeting Minutes. If you're wondering why it took so long to get these up, please note that some people are just slackers and can decide whenever they FEEL like the meeting minutes to go up to go up. Anyway, here's the minutes and all that jazz:

MEETING MINUTES

6:55- Being Ryan Gosling has to be a movie

6:57- Javier is making a New 52 version of the Comic Book Leauge characters. Be sure to look for that in the next publication

7:06- (overlooking or on the George Washington Bridge) THAT'S WHERE GREEN GOBLIN KILLED GWEN STACY, YOU JERK!

7:08- Octopi Wall Street

7:10- Jackie Chan can sell a Smoothie to a health freak as depicted in a randomly flashing television ad.

7:12- Select forgot what Manhattan Whale is a parody of

7:13- Mary Jane stayed for 2 minutes before going away

7:18- Citrusy rice at Chipotle is what Andrew doesn't like

7:20- Taimur the legacy member is back

7:24-There was a turtle in Diddy Kong Racing that no one saw again

7:28- The New Avengers EAT in every issue

7:41- Rebekkah got a WOW account for the Pandaren

7:43- Name your fu: TOE-FU

7:47- Javier wants to see the Flash played by Neil Patrick Harris in a musical (supposedly it's the perfect role)

7:52- The Speed Force IS Barry Allen

7:55- The Cutiemark Crusaders are the Metal Men of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

7:59- "...and that's how Communists work." ~Aton

"EXCUSE ME"~Select

8:04- Santa Claus is like the Spectre. He possesses parents' bodies and materializes presents under the tree and in the parents' bodies he eats the treats. Why else do you see your parents doing the stuff Santa supposedly does?

8:13- Select sings the Wonder Woman Theme Song

8:18- Nightwing's lesson from Batman: Don't trust anyone- even me

8:43- Notes and such :D

8:47- Jack Napier walked into the room

8:48- Select forgot what he was going to write

8:50- Brandon asked for the name of Marie. Select forgot both of their names (play Twilight Zone music here)

8:51- The words "Rusty Forks, Googas and Victorian shirt" are used in the same sentence

9:03- Venture is a sexual Tyrannosaurus

9:08- Samurai Jack is supposedly to be made as a Live Action thing

9:21- Somehow the discussion sarted to lean towards the Matrix, Cowboy Bebop and Big O.

9:25- Power Girl's origins are explained

9:27- Phantom Stranger is basically a magical Question

9:29- You suck a bag of dicks... and penises too

9:37- Captain Marvel can't break from the Kingdom Come lightning move

9:44- We saw women in all flavors of availability (from lesbians to religious zealots)

Well, that's the meeting for ya. Have a great Thanksgiving and hope to see you fine folks next meeting. Don't forget that the publication is due December, so don't let Black Friday (Rebecca Black Friday) and turkey comas get in the way of your creative hand.

~Select

Meeting Minutes (11/10/11)

Select here with the Meeting Minutes and all that jazz.

We had some cool cats from whalejawpress.com come over to our meeting today to talk about their stuff. Specifically, MIke and Casey from OUR HERO came and hung out with us. Whether they decide to stick around more in the future is up to them, but that's to note...

But enough of that, let's get onto the Meeting Minutes or whatnot...

MEETING MINUTES

6:44- Sometimes, Namor can control fish (Fair enough)

6:46- Dan demands (Shazam) Captain Marvel in a bikini

6:51- Javier is in MARVEL Point One

6:53- Select: YOU ASSCRACK!

6:54- Mike, Michael, Mikey

7:00- Aton brought enough Cheez-It's to share for everyone

7:03- Nova says EPIC FAIL (again, Marvel Point One)

7:10- Blackest Night cupcakes made from real zombies

7:18- Seth really writing a Swamp Thing porn parody

7:20- Kat just died. RIP

7:26- Select IS the meeting minutes

7:29- Kat has a criminal record

7:30- Seth debates to find a heterosexual sassy comic book character. Kid Loki is Sassy

7:31- Karl Marx is the only thing that makes Kat happy

7:32- Starfox is apparently a sassy superhero (not the Nintendo one, the Marvel one)

7:33- Tom Hanks can sell Ice to a Polar Bear

7:44- Wizard 2 is what's everyone's waiting for

7:45- Wizard quote of the day "HE TOUCHED MY BREAST"

7:49- Dr Manhattan can disintergrate at will

7:55- Loki knows Internet memes

7:58- DC Relaunch is more Republican "Don't Ask Don't Tell"

8:04- Alfred- "Master Bruce, I've organize your titty collection."

8:11- Uatu the Watcher allowed to sleep! Who knew? (picture this, the Watcher in Joel/Mike's job in Mystery Science Theater 3000)

8:14- Armon created the most awesome Scarecrow spin-off concept ever

8:18- MJ not here. Apparently she's a traitor...

8:20- There's talk of a Manhattan Whale X New York Narwhal shipping amongst the members 0__o

8:27- Michael Jackson spawned from Michael Jordan going through the cartoon world in Space Jam

8:30- the true tragedy of DC Universe Online is that all Braniac wanted was a pair of pants.

8:33- Black Cat, you're a whore

8:39- Dan is stuck in a chair

8:40- Dumb Batman is Dumb

8:42- Jim Lee's Scooby Doo Adventure to be planned

8:55- Comics are for kids :D

9:06- Superman's stealth is to fly/run so fast that one cannot see him!

9:09- Chris Angel VS Superman, who would win?

9:11- The 90's ARE BACK :D

9:16- Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a crazy girl...

9:27- Batman on MAURY...

9:34- necrophilia exists for a reason, romancing the corpse with GELATO

9:35- Cunning-linguist

9:39- CBL Afterhours: Venom Sex Line. Mostly talk of tounge "You can wear me like a symbiote"

10:12- Prophecy of Brad Pitt's death from Dan. To happen on Kat's Birthday

10:28- CRACKULA RISES AGAIN

Meeting Minutes (11/3/11)

Select here with some Comic Book League meeting minutes and the like.

Sorry I haven't updated the blog yet as DC Universe Online went Free to Play and so I was allocating all of my resources to playing it. Which reminds me...

NEWS:

DC Universe Online went Free to Play

My character Captain Jiong (囧) posing with my favorite DC heroine Power Girl :D

You can get more info here and get a free 17 GB game. Granted, if you want more character slots and the like you'd have to pay a minimum amount of 5 dollars, but I'll let you check that info here. For now, let's get the minutes rolling :D

MEETING MINUTES:

7:00- Am I my Dan's Keeper?

7:04- George W Bush wouldn't let Javier into the country

7:06- Obama met Spiderman and that was canon until "One More Day" happened

7:10- The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the new comic series look like Geico Geckos.

7:14- We talk about Skymall and its excellent wares

7:20- We talk about the Arkham City game

7:25- The good side of New Jersey is in fact Fawcett City, home to Captain Marvel. Incidentially, it is fictional for a reason

7:28- Batman uses the Bat Credit Card at Jamba Juice

7:29- Manssoe is a hard name to say :D

7:30- Stocks Surge, a Liefield villain that has arrows for feet

7:36- What if Nicholas Cae was the Punisher?

7:38- Nicholas Cage eating live cockroaches

7:40- TGIF is a fine establisher ~Will

7:41- Dan's brother is a Kid Penguin

7:53- JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE

7:54- Grease the movie ended as a scifi movie with flying cars

7:59- The Koribo Shoe :D

8:00- Bill Gates has a headcrab on his head

8:03- Seth upset if surgeon used satanic powers to slow down time in order to save his life

8:07- Shazam shoes given to Little Bowwow

8:10- We should train in Shaq-Fu

8:15- Deku Princess is Zelda's counterpart in Majora's Mask

8:25- Eid-Eve is the day before Eid

8:29- Select as reboot J. J. Jameson (calmly stating "Parker... Give me pictures of Spiderman)

8:33- Jimmy Buffett runs for Gotham Mayor position. "Gotham will become a Cheeseburger in Paradise" (personally, I would think it to be Magaritaville)

8:35- Porn parody of the Swamp Thing to be planned

8:36- Bruce Banger, the scientist in the Hulk porn parody "The Bulk"

8:37- Titizan Cane, follow the pattern and you'll get the idea

8:49- Arman is a racist jerk, comparing Chinese people and Japanese people as one in the same (like comparing Jews to Nazis)

8:53- THE MANHATTAN WHALE HAS GONE MAD WITH POWER AND HAS GAINED A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH

8:54- Pegs fall from space and Rihanna is a Marine

9:01- Avenging Spiderman is a waste of time

And with that, the meeting minutes surpirsingly finished early. I don't know what Satanic or pagan forces made it this way, but who am I to question it?

Select