To Kill a Comic Book League (9/30/10)

7:01 -”I love a good gorilla character” -Mike

7:02 -Comic Book League picks for a “Secret Avengers”-esque team set in the DC Universe -“Secret Justice”

Will’s Team: Larfleeze, The Flash, Blue Beetle, Beast Boy, Larry Trainor (Negative Man), Aqua Man

Mike’s Team: Gorilla Grodd, Batman, Green Arrow, Martian Manhunter, Hawkman, L-Ronn

7:06 -Our President’s back/Boo Radley sighting

7:10 -Boo Radley’s being mean

7:12 -Boo Radley scared off our awesome cover artist

7:15 -Socks are being blown off left and right

7:16 -Surprise appearance by Taimur

7:18 -Hipster Galactus

7:20 -Taimur’s Team: Monsieur Mallah, B’wana Beast, Plastic Man, Ace the
Bathound, Starro, Firestorm

7:30 -Giovanni from “Pokemon” is a famous Renaissance artist

7:33 -“Double Rainbow is overrated and lame” -Mike

7:34 -“Boo Radley, 10 points from Ravenclaw!…another 10 points from Ravenclaw!” -Will

7:36 -Universal Studios Amusement Park Theater starring Dan Costales. Tonight’s feature: The Hanna-Barbera Ride

7:42 -“First off, they go down easy” -Will

7:45 -Courtney was meeting with DJ and the rest of the Tanner family in San Francisco

7:48 -“Do you burn your clothes everyday?”

7:49 -CBL’s new greatest hero: Pee Jar Man -The Justice League’s newest member hurls mason jar filled with, well, pee

7:50 -Possible arch-enemy for Pee Jar Man -Shit-On-You Guy

7:51 -“Why do you always want bodily fluids in our issue?!” -Courtney

7:52 -In a dark, apocalyptic future, the CBL New Gods must stand against the tyranny of Boo "Darkseid" Radley…they are The Devil (Will), Devil Dinosaur (Dan), a Hostess Devil Dog (Mike)

7:54 -Drunk Yoda -“I thought he was gonna puke in the mask”-Will

7:57 -Courtney’s Halloween Costume: George McFly

7:59 -”Will, are you the one in the gown?” -Courtney

8:00 -”Everyone was gonna have a great time, but you ruined it” -Will

8:13 -Pregnant Pebbles

8:16 -Pee Jar Man and Purple Arrow -Besties from Hebrew Camp

8:17 -New Title for our upcoming publication: Fall Fap Fest!

8:21 -Our President is playing Bejeweled

8:24 -It’s a Fact: Phil Molnar broke his leg bootlegging sour mash whiskey

8:26 -“Dan, you’re such an asshole!” -Courtney

8:28 -Scene: Batman staring awkwardly at Pee Jar Man

For some reason, the meeting ends early and we wind up at Toy Tokyo. ‘Nuff said.