This doesn’t get a spoiler tag. This stands alone.
7:15 Justice League of America’s Vibe has broken Select.
Are you the devil?
7:16 There are extra dinosaurs!
7:17 Seth and Ian begin to fight over dinosaurs. Though there are many extra ones, Ian insists on taking the one that Seth has.
7:17 Javier has invented a game with dinosaurs and cubes it looks very complicated
7:18 If it was in Jurassic Park, it’s a dinosaur.
7:18 Jeff Goldblum is a dinosaur.
I still haven’t seen Jurassic Park
7:19 So it’s just like duel monsters.
7:19 Never leave your beaver exposed.
More references!
7:21 Weekday drinking, Andrew’s favorite sport
7:21 He says it’s just a hobby.
7:21 Not the plug bag! Anything but the plug bag!
7:22 Sounds like a terrible Tisch thing.
7:22 There’s like 4 basic shapes of dinosaurs
Shown: Not an actual dinosaur
7:23 We don’t want your accuracy, science.
7:24 SETH HAS NEW SHOES!
Frisky!
7:24 If they get even a smidge dirty, he has to return them.
7:24 Javier is making up this game as he goes along.
7:26 Lauren feels the need to show up and spread her germs
7:27 Teen Titans Go is actually enjoyable and Select and I are upset by this
7:28 BOOKS WITHOUT PICTURES ARE NOT OF INTEREST TO US
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND THIS
7:30 FRIENDS READ EACH OTHER’S FANFICTION, LAUREN. GOD.
7:32 Seth is furious and hurt and nobody cares
7:34 Chet just wants to give a shout out to his main girl, Lauren.
7:35 This was a bit, it just didn’t end.
7:35 LAUREN TOUCHED ME WITH JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA’S VIBE
He’s here for your soul
7:36 They’re going to make Suicide Squad before they make Justice League, for some reason.
7:36 There will be no Skyfall in my lobby!
7:37 Pain and Gain; a feel good family film
Starring this obligatory hot blonde
7:37 The answer is not “bottom.” This is an NYU first.
7:38 Tom Cruise’s Oblivion was “aggressively mediocre.”
7:40 I hate movies
7:40 I think I’m about to get kicked out of the club
7:41 My minimal knowledge of Star Wars saves my membership
It takes place in space and stuff
7:41 I was fucking terrified of Scooby Doo on Zombie Island
7:43 We talk about Velma’s boobs.
Girl you work it
7:43 Apparently there are people outside of the Comic Book League
I think they look like this or something and sometimes they play sports?
7:46 Ian’s dreams break the fourth wall.
7:47 Javier is 1/4 groundhog
Uncanny.
7:47 Go quote some Top Cat!
7:47 NYU is staffed entirely by Yogi Bears.
Your tuition pays for his ties
7:48 This makes too much sense.
7:48 If you’re with your friends with benefits for 3 years, that’s a committed relationship.
7:49 Except without effort or feelings.
7:50 We determine Spirit Animals.
7:51 Bek somehow wins Javier’s game, I think, I don’t fucking know
7:52 Young Avengers is so well written it makes me cry
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7:54 We’re just waiting for the Titans to get back together
8:04 We have a mild panic about the spring party
8:09 Everyone is going get way too into Iron Man 3
8:11 We’re big fans of the big bang theory of physics
8:15 Javier’s game has no prize
8:15 Or you get to cosplay as Javier
8:16 The best thing about Man of Steel is that it’s basically All Star Superman but a movie
8:18 A lot of Gweneth Paltrow as robotic sidekick woman and Ghandi as the Madarin
8:18 I have so many feelings about my life as Superman
8:19 Should I have helped those kids? Eh.
8:19 Russel Crowe as Javert as Jor El
8:20 And I’m Jor-El!
The costume department is really taking it to the next level
8:20 How good would Javert be as a Scooby Doo villain?
8:21 Seth and I believe more in Superman than we do in the entire Jewish religion
. 8:21 I mean have you seen Henry Cavill
I’d convert for this.
8:23 But when are we going to get to see Superman be a dick?
And also fuck Jimmy Olson
8:23 Kids love real estate schemes
8:24 Is Man of Steel not a musical? Even though Javert is in it
8:25 Are we getting popcorn?
8:27 Andrew is still hungover
8:27 Vindictive is actually one of the kinder things I’ve been called
Last meeting today, kiddies. Be PREPARED.
xoxo
The Lizard
