Meeting Minutes 10/18

Better late than never League-arinos, its the meeting minutes! FORWARD INTO THE PAST!

7:00: We go over our spoils from New York Comic Con. I bought a bunch of discount trade paperbacks, Dan only bought obscure Jack Kirby creations, and someone bought some erotic spy comic that was in no way erotic. More on that later. 

The Comic Book League's Final Form

7:05: An old romance comic cover shows a shark falling in love with a submarine. The cover does not reflect the contents of the book.

7:09: A suited Eiton appears. 

7:12: The thief in this erotic spy comic must have stolen all the guts out of these women. Its the only logical explanation for why they are drawn so impossibly skinny.

7:16: Avengers 2: The Avengers sneak into Kang's Connecticut bungalo. Cap, Black Widow, and Hawkeye become trapped in the master bedroom closet while Kang has an extended affair with another man. Cap does not approve. Meanwhile, the Hulk and Iron Man hang out in the backyard by the pool. Rated PG-13

7:24: Javier would like more boobs in his classic movie musical.

7:29: Hostess Fruit Pies!

7:35: Dan struggles with the official business

7:42: Are we still talking about this?

7:51: The meeting gets back on track with our new reality tv program, Adele in a Deli.

7:56: If you want to know what was said at this time, talk to me after class. I can't say in mixed company.

8:09: Wolverine with Iphone hands?

8:17: Did the Goonies actually ever want to see the Truffle Shuffle?

8:30: Neil GAY-MAN AM I RIGHT?

8:32: All X-Men comics can be summed up with the phrase "Remy, ah cahnt touch you!"

8:37: The mere mention of the old Batman villan Doctor Doom causes me to do a spit take. 

9:00: Most of the rest of this meeting is a discussion of what Pokemon we would willingly have sex with. Raelle, who was on a bus and had to be contacted via phone, refused to play along. Shame on her. 

9:15: I don't care what anyone says, the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is great.

9:30: Me and Dan get into a lovers spat that threatens to tear the club apart. 

And with that, I returned home to burn all the love notes Dan ever wrote me. See ya next time, same CBL-time, same CBL-channel!

Meeting Minutes 9/27/12

Incoming transmission League-arinos!

This is Judge Seth with the Meeting Minutes from our last gathering. Forward...INTO THE PAST! 

7:04- Attendance was on the smaller side at the start of this meeting, presumably due to Dan railing against Garfield in his email. Who knew there were so many Heathcliff fans?

7:08- During his tenure with the Harvard Lampoon, Conan O'Brien stole Burt Ward's Robin costume.

7:20- What DID happen to Jon Arbuckle's roommate? 

Lyman: Wanted Dead or Alive

7:28- The Feminist Society wants to have a meeting with us.

7:30- Javier is the worst. Can't argue with that.

7:32- The Crow killed The Cat in the Hat

7:37- Harry Potter would be much better if he was a 1950's greaser

7:42- Imagine in your mind all of the Weasley's from Harry Potter. Now imagine that they were all carrying firearms. 

7:45- Coming this year to CBL Presents: GUN WIZARDS

Drawn by Kaishu Mennella

7:49- Harry Potter IS JFK

7:53- Select loves Dredd 3D. After a secretive fact finding mission, the rest of us agree. GO SEE DREDD 3D

8:04- Christopher Walken was the bad guy in the hit feature film The Country Bears

8:11- If Hershey Park forced you to put your favorite candy on your staff id a la Dan's Universal Studio tag, Raelle would put Jolly Ranchers on it. I know, right? Reese's are the way to go.

8:16- Why did Robin ever put up with those short shorts?

8:21- Underneath Javier's beard is a tiny Art Garfunkel

8:26- Remember that scene in the Lorax where the Lorax takes off all of those people's limbs?

8:29 REPAIRMANMANMANMANMANMAN

8:33- The second Spongebob Squarepants movie is simply an animated remake of the The Master

8:34- The Creeper from Scooby Doo is actually a scientologist.

8:38- Randy Newman has written a theme song for every Pixar movie, not just Toy Story. They have never been released to the public, for good reason. 

8:43- According to the Three Caballeros, Donald Duck is an adopted latino

8:50- Remember that weird room in the middle of the temple from "Legends of the Hidden Temple" where a kid just had to sit in a chair?

9:00- "Cars 2/Cars 2/Does whatever/Cars do."-Randy Newman

9:08- We're all Hobgoblins! 

9:15- Miles Morales died on his way back to his home planet

9:21- We've got like, 5 years of Stan Lee AT MAX.

9:23- Class, please welcome our new student...Man-Thing

9:33- Our new Spider-Man cartoon idea: Peter Parker just wants to get to the beach, but Mary Jane comes along with another WACKY SCHEME.

9:53- The Oregon Trail of Tears

Well, thats all for this week! Long live the League, and remember! 

I AM THE LAW