Meeting Minutes (3/29/12)

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NEWS:

This coming Thursday will be DOOMCON: the Roast of Doctor Doom. Bring your villainous action figures to the event as we dedicate an event to our fearless Latverian leader. Also, there will be refreshments and company there, so be sure to come anyway

Remember, Publication is due on April 26^th, so be sure to continue drawing to meet the deadline

MEETING MINUTES:

6:25- Adam West Hawkman :D

6:34- Tito from Rocket Power ~ I once had a family, THEY’RE DEAD!

6:35- If you could only eat one kind of food- (BUBBLE TEA) ~two random people sitting behind Select

6:44- Seth! We’re all the Animalman!

6:48- Krang’s favorite phrase: “Home is where you hang your hat.”

6:56- Marvel now presenting: the Fartastic Four

7:10- We cheered for Javier for his contribution to DOOMCON

7:28- Roald Dahl’s To Kill a Mockingbird would be much, much different…

7:29- The Lorax rhymes with Mockingbird (based on Andrew Scott)

7:37- We get free condoms

7:44- Melodie emotionally scarred Select and Seth for life

7:53- Mel and Seth throws condoms around

7:55- Hey! It’s a mitten! ~ Dan

7:56- MUST INVESTIGATE FURTHER ~Select, Ok… ~Andrew Scott

8:08- Zen will mate with a cow at DOOMCON

8:28- number 9… number 9…

8:42- Fat people love to eat, right Mike? ~ Seth

8:51- Doc Oc with only 6 arms would be Senor Squid

9:29- Whatever it is, put it down ~ Arnold S.

10:27- Taft was the first concept of MODOK, as a young Stan Lee saw him stuck in the Presidential tub and thought to himself how miserable it would be for a fat man to be stuck in a metal thing

And… Yeah.

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Meeting Minutes (3/22/12) - Democracy Day

Select here with the meeting minutes and all that

NEWS:

Publication is due in five weeks (April 26^th or perhaps the earlier deadline of April 19^th though no one will meet that)

For the action figure party (DOOMCON), we need a Moleman and a Scream action figures. We also need a Diorama and 2 action figure sized tables. (These are just notes of noting. If you wish to help e-mail President Mike) This’ll be in a few weeks, so prepare your most heinous villains for an upcoming party: the Roast of Doctor Doom!

We have also voted for our future representatives of the CBL, whether you were there or not.

Future President: Dan Costales

Future Vice President: Michael Cheung (Select)

Future Treasurer: Andrew Choi

Future Secretary: Seth Finklestein

Future Mascot: Will? Or was it Andrew Scott? I don't remember...

Everyone else: Everyone else...

I assume you all voted for me, so thank you all a bunch

MEETING MINUTES

6:16- Sailor Palin – someone tell John Calhoun! ~Dan

6:23- There are Manhattan Whale watchers all across the city who stalk our aquatic mammalian hero

6:46- Larfleeze is the Tigger of the DC Universe, he’s the only one! :D

6:51- You can Dubstep on a saxophone! :DD

6:52- Here comes the Big Lebowski! ~ Dan

7:00- Ms. Wonder Woman, you’re trying to seduce me…

7:04- You can’t do the Hobbit after Lord of the Rings (for film) ~Mel

7:10- Little known fact: Jona Hex is the lost Jonas Brother

7:17- David ~ I know Baggins is an asshole

7:26- Dan claims Liefeld proportions don’t exist UNLESS you’re on steroids

7:34- Select called Rebekkah a Hollaback Girl

7:37- Marie: (Seth) WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME LIKE THAT! 0_o

7:40- They specifically made Billy Batson in New 52 Justice League Issue 7 an asshole JUST to ruin Select’s hopes and dreams ~Seth

7:53- President Mike votes for Freddy Krueger: a vote for him is a vote for “No Child Left Behind”

7:59- Mary Jane visited or something

8:00- We view a man carry stuff with his man organ.

8:01- Please Don’t Not Come ~ Dan

8:10- Select runs against Andrew Scott for position of Vice President for next year

8:21- Eiton is a man-god, SHUT UP! ~Dan

8:22- Think not what Select can do for you, but what you can do for Select! ~SELECT WINS :D

8:30- various people have gotten haircuts or are going to get haircuts

8:31- we’re going around comparing our haircuts! ~ Umla the Scarecrow

8:32- It’s Star Wars Day! May the 4^th Be With You! (told several months before actual Star Wars day)

8:45- Spiderman was a Webmaster, because he can shoot webs

9:28- You are listening to KOBRA radio!

10:50 – Select forgets to write meeting minutes down as he is hearing a rousing tale about Guild Wars 3

Now if you will excuse me, I will continue to watch Doctor Who, starting from the First Doctor onwards.

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Meeting Minutes (3/15/12) - Return of the Madness

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Due to the fact that my Spring Break has consisted of sitting at home doing nothing for most of the Break, I’ve gone mad with loneliness and therefore the voices in my head have once again returned. Seeing as “Mike” and “Dan” won’t stop pestering me about meeting minutes, I might as well satisfy them with whatever the imaginary versions of my friends are doing.

NEWS:

On the Aquabats popularity poll on the Hubworld for their show The Aquabats Super Show, MC Bat Commander is currently the most popular character on the show as of Episode 2. This is followed by Jimmy the Robot, Crash McLarson, EagleBones Falconhawk and finally Ricky Fitness. Ricky better get his own episode soon or he might lose in the popularity contest that is children’s television polls!

The weather in the San Francisco Bay Area is currently rainy followed by a chance of rain with a probability of drizzle. Or just cloudy, whichever comes first.

In Sports, children are playing in their recesses since they do not get spring breaks yet.

MEETING MINUTES:

7:00- Select finishes playing Spiral Knights when Mike pesters him to write minutes

7:05- Select misquotes Dan for the five hundredth time he is Secretary and is berated once again

7:10- “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” ~Abraham Lincoln

7:13- Houdini is a thief who stole works from Long Tack-Sam

7:16- Sir Francis Bacon, also known as his pen name William Shakespeare, is the greatest play writer of our time

7:20- Cat~ “Down with the Bourgeois!”

7:23- “We are your average ordinary, superhuman punishers of evil ROCK AND ROLL BAND!” ~Mike

7:29- Strange enough Mary Jane and Armon decided to show up

7:35- Courtney beams in from space and tells us to buy the DLC for Mass Effect 3

7:40- Phil ~ “That’s a lie! Journalism is nothing like Tin-Tin!”

7:45- Javier ~ “GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY, SELECT!”

7:50- The Leaguers won’t leave Select alone when he is dining with his family

8:00-Alan Moore’s Watchmen is about Men with Watches

8:05- Batman Year One is about Batman as a freshman in Gotham University, where the nerd Bruce Wayne keeps the campus safe from bullying frat boys

8:10- Payton never watched Pulp Fiction

8:20- WE CAN DO ANYTHING BY WORKING WITH EACH OTHER

8:25- Andrew ~ “STOP SINGING THAT SONG!”

8:30- Bob Marley ~ “Money Can’t Buy Life.”

9:00- Select is introduced to the horror fan fiction that is “The Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing.”

9:03- Seth ~ “C’mon guys, I’m the only one who brings comics every meeting. Stop trying to sacrifice me!”

9:45- David ridicules me for not including him in the minutes and constantly forgetting his name

10:01- Rorschach’s Journal: 10:01, March 15. Farted in Silk Spectre’s face with pants down. Funny. Good Joke. Night Owl horrified at my actions. Doctor Manhattan strangely intrigued by my actions. Must investigate further…

10:05- The publication will be canceled in favor of all our money being pooled to genetically create real Pokemonsters

10:10- Mike promised to leave my head if I take back the previous statement

And after that, something happened.

~Select

Meeting Minutes (3/9/12)

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As I type this, it is noted that I’m taking my spring break here in California, which is strange since while it is sunny and nice back in Manhattan it’s rainy and cold here in the Bay Area. Not to mention that all my friends are currently in class and are not in their spring breaks, but whatcha gonna do?

NEWS:

The Artist Formally Known as Captain Marvel, I mean Shazam is making a comeback in the World of DC in the backups of the Justice League comics.

Those who know me know that I love the Artist Formally Known as Captain Marvel, so it can’t be that bad…

In Other News,

Select has finished Chapter 4 of Hephaestus. Not to be a advertisement grabber, but go read it. Now. I mean it.

And now, for something completely different:

A MAN WITH THREE BUTTOCKS

MEETING MINUTES:

7:16- It’s funny because you’re fat ~ Javier

7:19- Select, calm down ~ President Mike to Select on talking about Whaling Schoolgirls

7:29- Chick-Fillet is the bane of Cat.

7:30- GO STRAIGHT TO CHICK-FIL HELL!!!

7:33- Ash from Pokemon grew a year younger according to sources

7:36- Did you hear about the fat kid from Bang Bus? He’s in a porno! ~ Dan (as I continue to misquote)

7:53- Man the Antman/Manant is the foe of the Aquabats

7:56- We learn about Moyashimon from Javier, an anime about talking bacteria that apparently Javier learned so much about bacteria from.

8:04- We vote to get an Iron Sheik action figure for DOOMCON2012

8:09- Stop hitting me in the face with things! ~ Mike

8:13- READ THE DAMN MESSAGE! ~ ???

8:19- According to Dan, women aren’t people. They’re T-Rexes and lay eggs.

8:30- The Single Y Chromosome person is elephant man ~ Cat

8:35- Joni- (Javier) He really looks like Kevin Bacon!

8:47- Dubstep is in actuality the recording of Transformers masterbating. It just so happened that someone was recording it and thought it to be music.

8:47- the Cobra Winfrey Show comes after Mr. Cobra’s Neighborhood on the Cobra Network

8:55- Two and a Half Mutties would be a show about Cable, Deadpool and Hope as a sitcom

9:09- Zartan would host the Xtreme Drone Makeover show on the Cobra Network

9:29- Mike wins the meeting: What about the Windshield Vipers?

9:30- Monty Python Patrol’s Flying Circus would air on the late nights for the Cobra Network

9:38- WE CAN DO ANYTHING BY WORKING WITH EACH OTHER

10:29- Select was shot down on a sing-a-long for the Pokemon theme song by Andrew

10:41- On the Peewee Herman mask, Select: That looks like a rapist mask…

Well, enough of that. See you all next time.

~Select

Red Hulk Donkey Punches Colossus

Wow, haven't posted anything here in a LONG LONG TIME

From Avengers vs. X-Men #2 teaser

Wish I could take credit for creating this GIF but it was too perfect not to share

Meeting Minutes (3/2/12)

Select here with meeting minutes as late as the updates on VG Cats

NEWS:

There is no such thing as Spring Break. It’s a lie, an urban legend: like the Easter Bunny, Chocolate Jesus, and American Universal Healthcare.

Also, the Aquabats Super Show was a most excellent hit! I recommend watching it yourself.

For the Manga-people out there, the latest issue of Shonen Jump magazine is the last to be published in print in America.

That’s right, folks. That thing with the Dragon Ball Z’s and the Naruto’s and the Bleach’s and the One Piece and the scantily clad Japanese cartoons for adolescent boys got the print boot. Though this isn’t the end of Shonen Jump (as they are going digital now and one can buy the printed completed volumes once they are out), this also means that a major distribution method of manga that we grew up with is now gone with time. Here’s to Shonen Jump magazine, which I at least send it off gracefully unlike the actual editors who just say “DERP, SEE YOU ALL DITIAL!”

MEETING MINUTES:

6:53- Dan: “You’re reading this book backwards! Your argument is invalid” (reading Shonen Jump magazine, the last one there is)

7:05- Javier: “I’m going to special summon a Fetus!

7:17- the meeting minutes have been misspelled since President Mike wrote the meeting minutes ~ Andrew

7:39- Batman: Brave and the Bold Aquaman is the best Aquaman

OUTRAGEOUS

7:43- What if Aquaman’s gills IS his beard?

7:44- We take a crap on anime dubs by poorly dubbing over a manga ourselves

7:56- Einstein: E=MC SUCK ON THIS, BITCHES

7:58- Mary Jane and (NAME CENSORED HERE) show up for 7 minutes

8:05- Paula Dean is the Butteress

8:06- Now on the Hub, the Aqua-Colts

8:16- Seth is now Seth-Pool: a Seth that’s also a pile of SHIT

8:25- Black Widow has 2 guns to fight of an entire alien invasion in the avengers movie

8:27- Hulk X Hawkeye pairings are now canon

8:37- The Silver Surfer wouldn’t wear high heels ~Seth looking at a “superhero inspired fashion model”

8:42- this program has been brought to you by the letter BLUMP!

8:47- Batman fights the Falconees

9:05- turns out the stormtroopers are all Boba Fett (would’ve been Bubba Fett though)

9:25- Select finally Snaps and becomes as apolitically correct as he possibly can

9:36- FUCK the Drake! ~Team Sheikie

10:03- America’s Next Top Priority: JAVIER

10:06- Macebook = the network for the LARPING community

10:08- Yay Verily, They Can Call Me Greaser Greg ~Greaser Greg in a LARP

10:06- Garbage Pail Kids is Revenge of the Nerds on CRACK. Therefore, the Garbage Pail Kids are Chaotic Good

Well, that’s that.

~Select