Meeting Minutes (9/29/11)

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SIDE NEWS:

This Saturday, October the 1st, will be 24 Hour Comic Day: founded by Scott McCloud, renowned cartoonist. Information can be found here. While the League isn't planning on anything for this event, we will support all artisans whom are to tackle this collosal task in spirit. :D

MEETING MINUTES:

6:52- Roughly noted, Starfire is a 6'2" Snookie according to Dan

6:53- Wolverine's face melted off

ouch

6:56- You know who speaks in Absolute? THE SITH

6:57- It takes Mike a page to do a panel

7:00- Dan as Mary Jane: I like Catwoman's boobs

7:06- Chess with dice: when you make a move you roll a dice to see if it was a success

7:08- Select swallows a key so no one can get into the Publication lab

7:20- We talk about the Publication and see if we have any awesome volunteers to submit anything

7:26- Comic Book League Reboot: Manhattan Whale walks, Angry Girl is a Peace-loving hippie and Snow Baby is a crack addict

7:28- Metal Men were in the Amalgam Comics merged with the Brotherhood: Will Magnus and Magneto are brothers (thus forming the "Uncanny Brotherhood")

7:35- Today, we're learning about shapes ~Javi with a triangle in half

7:38- We need official club batarangs

7:40- Power Girl is noted for her tit window. Also noting a Mr. Mind Heroclix does in fact exist.

7:43- Now that Courtney is gone, Wendy is the one to be picked on in the club.

7:45- Javier states that baby skins smells like bacon

7:52- The Metal Men make their own troubles close to all the stories they have (16 out of 19 in the collector edition Javier shows)

8:01- Debate: Quebec should succeed from Canada.

8:09- Guy Gardner takes Ice to a strip place/porno theater (run by Black Hand) on their first date

8:18- Mary Jane went as Velma for her High School Halloween

8:23- Brock from Pokemon can smell the differences between women ie Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny

What a pervert schmuck

8:27- Mercury from the Metal Men dressed as Mercury from Sailor Moon

8:29- James Earl Jones was the voice of the baritone Fluttershy (Flutterguy) in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. 0__o

8:46- MAD has mad bronies

8:57- Jack Kirby is rising from the grave (to attend Comic Con this year)

9:00- Tara Strong voices EVERYTHING

9:15- The Joker picked up Brandon's water bottle

9:23- Mary Jane wants to be Almist

9:26- Back to the Future better than Ghostbusters: At least BTTF had a third movie, a second movie that was actually good and an actual actor from the live-action movie return to reprise a role for the animated series...

9:44- Andrew says Acme Novelty Date Book is not a great book

9:54- We're still here. Select: I'm a Bostonian by blood

9:55- Broke my heart. Interweb: It's just a series of tubes ~Select

10:00- Fanta of the Opera

10:08- Andrew: Sorry Harry, Hermione's still hot :D

10:15- 20 years from now: "PotterHeads"

10:26- We should go to a Quidditch match dressed as Death Eaters/Dementors

10:32- Umbrella Academy= Mary Jane wants to read

Well, that's it for this meeting. Whatever.

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Meeting Minutes (9/22/11) HEROCLIX

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Last meeting we played a game called Heroclix. :D For those who don't know, Heroclix is basically a board game where you play as figurines of your favorite superheroes (or villains) and face off against a band of villains controlled by a mastermind with other players. So, basically it's a nerd's game about friendship or whatever, but that doesn't mean that it isn't interesting and all :D

By the way, here's a shout out to one of our newer members: Mary Jane, as 9/21/11 was her 18th Birthday. So Happy (Belated) Birthday, MJ!

MEETING MINUTES

7:13- Real Steel = Medabots = Rockem Sockem Robots

7:15- HEROCLIX!

7:19- Mary Janes rips pants on the way to the club, but continues to stay like a real trooper

7:19b- Mary Jane talks at a higher pitch to people when she doesn't know them (thus sounding nicer)

7:24- You can't have 2 Iron Men (Why not?) Because last time they did that they made War Machine

7:35- Still setting up...

7:48- Still waiting to start...

7:52- We can only do 11 things... Javier: We can only have one Thing though...

So, at this point the game begins and here's the set up.

STORY:

There is a heated battle in the Helicarrier for the Chaemeleon (Dmirtri Anatoly Nikolayevich) and his right to marry Spiderman (Peter Parker). However, MODOK and his band of Hydra members alongside the Wrecking Crew and Mr. Hyde and Baron Zemo are all part of the Tea Party and are thus against the idea. So, the battle is for the Civil Liberties of Gay Marriage.

PLAYERS:

Mike as the Evil Characters banning together

Mary Jane as Chaemeleon

Select as Doctor Strange

Will as Ant-Man

Javier as the Thing

Rebekah as Gorilla Man

Andrew as Captain America

Raelle as Moon Knight

Dan as Electro (ie Shock Man)

Aton as the Hulk

Melodie as Psylocke

Armon as Thor

Taimur as Miek

Together, the Heroes form the Pro-Chaemelon League!

8:06- Raggaeman should be a real superhero (With Skaman as his sidekick)

8:11- Electro shocks girl medic. Jerk. He did so Screaming and randomly throwing bolts and all.

8:16- Chaemeleon beaten to an inch of his life. (Mary Jane has a shocked expression)

8:23- Electro electrocuted woman to death cruelly.

8:31- Scifi club wears Mels shirts

8:41- Rebekah and Javi: Adventure Time fanfic: LSP joins a Sorority "Society can't define who I am! Oh my glob!"

8:48- Bulldozer is the Flesh from Kablam

8:51- Good night, Moon Knight (Moon Knight is killed)

8:55- MODOK is Michelle MODOK-mann

9:02- Hulk falls to MODOK

9:11- Chaemeleon outlives the Hulk

9:34- Spiderman, Dragonman, Loki and Batman come out of the Delorean to get at the Pro-Chaemeleon League (though only Loki goes on the field)

9:36- Mr. Hyde is a valued member of the Tea Party

9:46- Thing Falls, though Gorilla Man does massive damage for revenge against MODOK

And some round afterward, the forces of evil were defeated by the heroes. I just forgot to record all that is all... :P

ENDING:

And so, with the fall of MODOK and Loki, Chaemeleon returned from battle scarred and beaten to his Spiderman. They embrace and do an upside-down kiss thing that was so ever popular with the movies and this heals Chaemeleon of his close-to-death wounds. The remaining heroes make their graves for the fallen in this conflict and mourn the loss of their friends. Yet, despite this there was not without happiness, as Chaemeleon and Spiderman finally get their wedding, with the champions of the battle to be there to witness the glorious ocassion. The two then move to Long Island and have 2.3 kids where the gang would return for their baby showers.

However, the heroes must be ever vigilant for the possible future actions of the Tea Party. Depsite this, they all lived Happily Ever After

(that is until the the election of 2012 where they must band together again should the Tea Party take over...)

As a final note, after the villains lost President Mike notice a stone lion and suggested we chuck it over the balcony right next to us and bid to try and vanguish as many sorority girls as we could at the time, as they did steal everything from us. Like lighting it was "Big Trouble in Little Chinatown." "It's all in the reflexex" ~Mike quoteing from said movie.

Well, that's all the insanity for today. I got to go and do stuff.

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Club Fest Meeting Minutes (9/6/2011)

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For those awesome people who found out about our awesome club from the Club Fest, you may have taken interest in our club with but the two minutes you spent at the table. However, what happened during the other hours that the Club Fest was active? Well, to satisfy no one's curiosity, here's but some of the Not Meeting Minutes But Club Fest Minutes that were recorded first by me then Dan Constales.

CLUB FEST MINUTES

10:34- Mike cuts himself, bleeds excessively but continues on to carry the publication on like a true trooper (That's True Grit there ~Select)

10:48- Mike is proud of comic fan he set up :D

10:57- 900 dollars for razor blades


11:06- Dan had lunch not with Beetle Juice, but within his general facinity.

11:17- Select is going to moonlight for Xiao Wei of the Mathematics Society (go )

11:34- Dan reveals plan for a Gotham City amusement attraction, featuring such oddities like the alley where the Waynes were murdered but with skeletons still there

11:52- I don't think Xiao Wei is coming back...

11:58- Xiao Wei is back :D Wendy is doing a sign for him

12:00- Here comes the crowd! 0__o

12:11- We joke of what would happen if the Suite Life Series' Zack and Cody stars Cole and Dylan Sprouse were to just happen to come to the Comic Book League table.

12:12- We met with the Suite Life of Zack and Cody. One of the Sprouse Twins legitimately interested with our club (I'm sorry to say I can't remember which one) We were stunned for a few moments

I swear they are ninjas. Those two are up to something...

12:30- Something or other...

12:31- hears Pokemon Snap in the Background

12:55- The Magic words to draw peoples' attention is "resume"

1:06- Publicate is indeed a word, at least from now it is

From this point on Dan bothered to do the minutes to some degree. Since he placed me in a bad light, my revenge upon him will be someday soon. I'm not going to say when and where, but trust me when I say that vengeance will be mine.

1:25- Sales pitches are sale pitches

1:30- Select leaves. Traitor.

1:31- Had to explain to Vietnamese Club that Thai club has better hookers.

1:41- EVERYONE CAN EAT S***!

2:48- Eitan Steals Comic Books

Around this point is when President Mike took the Minutes...

5:05- ClusterF*** at the entrance. Rain & Wristbands are bad combination

5:20- WIll is a better prmotion man fro the Math Society than the Math Society. "What kind of calculators you guys got? ...That derivatives, does rights?"

5:32- Will & Mike break off to take over another table thus forming CBL Beta/ The Bay Breeze Boys

5:34- That old magic is kinda there

5:41- The scales goes from Smoking, Sizzling, Well Crafted

5:50- "I gotta deactivate my email!"

5:56- Euclid is shaping up to be a fun character- The Kid Kobra Story lines just keep flowing.

5:58-

6:18- BE RIGHT BACK

And those are the Club Fest Meeting Minutes. Hope you guys enjoyed them. Not that anyone cares anymore or whatever.
~Select

Meeting Minutes 9/15/11

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Well, here we are again with the meeting minutes and all that jazz.
Well, let's get this over with.

MEETING MINUTES

6:41-To our North: the Chess Club, To our South: Students for Drug Something Heroine Whatever

6:45- Select: How was your week? Wendy: It's was- (sees someone) Hey! What's up?

6:47- It's depressing Amanda Waller is attractive now.

6:48- Mogo died on Select's Birthday

6:52- It doesn't look like th fun trail mix with M&Ms (Wendy offers trail mix to Dan)

6:58- Soup comes out of Wendy's nose from laughing...

7:07- Dan will be Speedy. Bring a dead cat.

7:10- Will: Galactus joins the Green Lantern Corps.

7:12- Jake: There use to be chicken in this (container), but now there's not.

7:19- Dan: Who cares about Spiderman's parents? Even Spiderman doesn't care about Spiderman parents.

7:24- Will was just singing because everyone was singing

7:25- It's pronounce Swamp-THANG

7:30- Mike: Don't tear up my comics, I paid money for those!

7:32- Red Tornado: OBSERVATION, YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE

7:34- Javier betrays us all

7:35- We steal stuff from the Drug Free Club...

7:38- Please, comics and drugs don't go together! Now go and read the Metal Men ~Javier

7:39- We all want Batman to sit on our faces

7:40- Wendy will turn us into a tree

7:44- Dan rips out Javier's vocal cords

7:50- Wendy will sow Seth in a Lolita dress...

7:50- Andrew has never been in the minutes & thus that goes into the meeting minutes...

7:58- Seth is curious how Gerudos in the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time reproduce even though they are all female

8:03- Mike: They (all the villains) all love Gorilla Grodd

8:07- Everyone sprinted for the free pizza.

8:12- Gene Simmons worships the devil

8:13- Yoda is Javier's favorite Muppet

8:17- Nigel Thornberry was voiced by Tim Curry

8:19- Arthur taught us animals listen to Reggae

8:23- We rememebr Arthur cartoons

8:26- Select: What else can we remember?

8:31- They took away Michelangelo's num-chunks! ~Mike

8:32- ...Sexy Invisible Woman Statue and I didn't know how to feel about that because Invisible Woman is like my mom ~Seth

8:35- Nelson Mandala doing the Turtle dance

8:38- We're going to summon the spirit of Steve Ditko

8:42- Topcat is Mexico's most popular cartoon

8:43- Faithful Topcat movie to be made in Mexico

8:45- No one called out Jokey Smurf for being a suicide bomber

8:47- Romeo and Cars, MacCarBeth, Much Ado About Cars

8:48-Pope-Mobil in aother Pope-Mobil (bulletproof)

8:49- Andrew may be Bizzaro-Javier

8:51- That's So Raven is a modern version of MacBeth

8:58- Javier, "Let There Be Dinosaurs."

Well, that's that. Now to do something else.
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First Meeting Meeting Minutes

Select here after yesterday's awesome Comic Book League meeting. Unfotunately, this may end the solo meetings for a while as now I have an obligation to make REAL meeting minutes. Nevertheless, these should suffice for your amusement. All you fine, awesome persons who showed up: you're the life blood of our club so thank you for attending and I hope that we've left an interest with you to continue to follow our club. If not, then I hoped you enjoyed yourself nonetheless...

EVENTS

First to get out of the way would be to note the events that are going on relating somewhat to the club. For those of us who like webcomics going printed, boy do we have something for you! The great webcomic Hark! A Vagrant is having a printed publishing event. The series is by the talented Kate Beaton. They're will be hard copy prints to sell and autograph signings, so be sure to check it out!
This event will be hosted at the Housing Works store located at 126 Crosby St. (located South of Broadway and between Lafayette St). The event will be on September 23rd at 7:00PM. And even if you don't want to go to the event, the Housing Works sells ONE DOLLAR COMICS, ALL THE TIME. So be sure to stop by anyway. More information an be found here: http://housingworks.org/

To follow up with that, the great Craig Thompson, who is promoting his latest creation Habibi, is going to be at the Strand near Union Square on September 20th 6:00PM.


While you are not obligated or forced to go to the event, bear in mind that it was Wendy who wants everyone to go, which translated to "Go or you will Die." More information can be found here: http://www.strandbooks.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/event.show/ID/2ec42e56-bcc6-4ba0-9fc0-53b9d0f7347c

Lastly, let's promote a fine artisan who went to our CBL meeting, shall we? One Maggie of NYU has made some webcomics on the tumblr and they are indeed good.

Go check it out if you can here: http://figureof8.tumblr.com/

MEETING MINUTES

7:06- something something beginning

7:07-PIZZA :D

7:08- "Mary Jane doesn't read the comments," Select think out loud...

7:09- Eat Pizza...

7:10- We have more people, new people in fact :D

7:11-7:26- Awkward Intros with the ice breaking are made

7:26- We propose to kill THE Batman.

7:27- Dan takes out notes from his iPhone for a speech

7:28- Some of us are cranky, but it comes with the position of seniority

7:28b- "Cut the shit, Aton" ~Dan

7:29- Macho Man, God rest his soul...

7:29b- We're scary at first, but we grow on you... we're really nice people.

7:30- Dan says people who don't come back to the meetings are like people from Jersey Shore.

7:31- "We may not be the club you need, but we are the club you deserve" ~Dan

7:32- Aton flashes everyone topless.... MUCH emotional scaring begins...

7:55- Maggie is NYU's Quidditch Seeker :D



7:59- The NYU board is discriminatory in that the Quidditch team isn't allowed due to it "Not being a sport or interest group"

8:07- Seth: If I drop out of NYU, will I be an alumni? Majority: YES

8:09- Mary Jane: can't think of something funny because you tell me to say something funny, Select.

8:12- I'm only saying that cause I'm Communist ~Select

8:14- Javier is Dead... to Me ~Select

8:15- Angry Birds the Movie: it will take place in New York City life-action style coming out of the sewers like all animated movies set in New York City nowadays.

8:28- President Mike does the Mario Jump.

8:35- We actually managed to maintain a good number of our freshmen interestees.

8:51- Mary Jane only wanted to be a lawyer because the law building in NYU is pretty and so are are the people in it (ala Legally Blonde)

8:55- It wasn't an ass because it was a horse ~Dan

9:05- "If Satan lived on Earth he would live in Jersey Shore because it's the Devil" ~Anonymous Jersey Shore resident

Well, that's all I got to say for now. Hope next week will be as exciting as this one.
~Select

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In my current state of madness as of Thursday September 1^st, being bored out of my mind with the lack of internet at my current airline location, the voices in my head sounding a lot like Mike and the others convinced me to write down the meeting minutes for yet another Emergency Comic Book League meeting since they wouldn’t stop pestering me otherwise. I do not know where do these abominations come from, but I am typing the meetings as they are happening so as to not drift into a more broken state of my psyche. So, with no further things to get in my way, let the second emergency CBL meeting commence.

7:00- voices in my head tell me to write down meeting minutes

7:01- Second emergency CBL meeting is called to order

7:03- Select is scared that Dan can summon demons

7:05- Was there REALLY a demand for OMAC for the New 52?

7:07- Shazam

7:08-Shazam

7:09- Select failed for the fifth time in trying to become Captain Marvel

7:11- Epic Kosher Time = and Falafel ball, and Falafel ball, and Falafel ball, and Falafel ball…

7:13- “Mike,” if that is really Mike, claims to descend from a long line of Italian kingdom saving plumbers

7:15- Wendy has a bloodthirsty look in her eyes, but this is normal even for the real Wendy

7:17- Fake Courtney can bench Aton, Select scared

7:20- Bob Marley is the cure for cancer

7:25- It is not called “Anime,” but “Japanime”

7:28- Aslan is on the move

7:30- Adam West is the best batman ever

7:32- The meeting minutes notes in two minutes are false

7:34- The previously stated meeting minutes notes two minutes ago are true

7:37- “Javier” is the spawn of Chuck Norris

7:40- Select is outraged that the so called “Human Centipede” movie doesn’t actually have a set of humans with 100 appendages (therefore a true centipede) and demands to be compensated for this poor state of affairs

7:43- Select realizes that Marvin the Martian is black

7:46- 1.21 Jigawatts

7:49- although manga is updated weekly and American comics are updated monthly (according to story arc), both ironically take about a year to finish up story arcs that no one likes

7:52- Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?

7:55- Spiral Knights is the best free-to-play MMO that Select has played

7:58- Select points out that Team Fortress 2 isn’t an MMO despite having a trade system and cash-shop system

8:00- Select pictures Crumb’s “Book of Genesis Illustrated” had it been done in Crumb’s normal style…

8:03- Will is somehow this Earth’s Ant-Man

8:06- Taimur is somehow this Earth’s Spiderman

8:10- Select is sad since he has no counterpart…

8:13- Select pictures Mike Tyson’s Punch Out if it was done as a Saturday morning cartoon

8:17- If you’re a murder who killed two parents and left a kid an orphan, realize that you just might have created Batman should you let the kid live…

8:20- Select realizes the previous statement is insensitive, and does not endorse the message. After all, it is the message of the crazy voices in his head as opposed to him.

8:24- Select wishes that Brentalfloss would do a “With Lyrics” about Castlequest.

8:27- Contrary to popular belief, the Comic Book League talks about other things than comic books…

8:30- If an animator makes cartoons, and a cartoonist makes comics, and a comic tells jokes, then does that mean one who animates is a “joke teller?”

8:33- Not real Mike is somehow the Dungeon Master of this reality

8:36- Laptop computers will literally burst into flames if not cared for correctly

8:40- All that the East Coast is missing now in terms of natural disasters is a volcanic eruption :D

8:43- No one remembers Bulletman

8:45- The voices in Select’s head finally gave up on tormenting him

So there you have it folks. By the time you read this, Select (I) would have been sedated and cared upon for the madness that happened. Hopefully, it won’t happen again. But, who’s to say?

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