This was it! The CBL's last meeting of the semester and boy did we go out with a bang! Pizza, shadow hammers, and the first look of the Astonishing New York Fantasy publication now available at Kimmel!
7:27-"They don't have Entenmann's cookies in Idaho." "They don't have Jews"
7:31- The Uterus is now to be called Fairy Land/Cave of Despair/Cthulhu Chasm
7:34- "Sounds like my first time" says Phil. HIGH FIVE!
7:40- "Non of your GOD DAMN BUSINESS!"
7:43- We all pass around Eitan's girlfriend. She's older and wiser in so many ways
7:50- Eitan is officially the new webmaster
7:52- "I got splashed with stuff" Said Dan. "That's what she said!"
Evil Carrot Top arrives!
7:58- "Oprah is a crumb bum" says William Hernandez Markel
8:10- Taimur Neer Dies!
8:18- Will's French teacher has only 1 pair of pants
8:25- Eitan cries. "Eitan, you look good tonight"
8:32- Eitan sings his fear jerking rendition of Barnabie Bill the Sailor
9:01- How many times has Phil beat off to Liza Minnelli? The world will never know!
I don't write this stuff, I just type it! :)